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Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
People are always available for work in the past tense.
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+You've decked the halls with a dozen miles' length of electric lights.
+Your front lawn is a gleaming testament of incandescent wonder. The neighbors
+wear sunglasses 24/7, and orbiting satellites have officially picked up
+and pinpointed your house as the brightest spot on earth.
+
+You've finally put together the Christmas wonderland of your dreams... now
+if only you could get a good picture of it.
+
+Photographing holiday lights is no easy task.
+ -- from an email sent by photojojo.com
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