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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index ebd081e..f2121ed 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -33728,6 +33728,10 @@ The one day you'd sell your soul for something, souls are a glut. % Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy. % +Mastery of UNIX, like mastery of language, offers real freedom. The +price of freedom is always dear, but there's no substitute. + -- Thomas Scoville +% Masturbation is the thinking man's television. -- Christopher Hampton % @@ -39875,6 +39879,12 @@ A: We are Vaxen. Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is? A: One per person. % +Q: do you think the idea of "one tool doing one job" has been + abandoned? ... +A: Those days are dead and gone and the eulogy was delivered by + Perl. + -- Rob Pike +% Q: Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? A: He got re-possessed! % @@ -60886,14 +60896,14 @@ power outages, spontaneously generated mini (or larger) black holes, planetary disruptions, or personal injury or worse that may result from the use of this material. -- taken from Samuel M. Goldwasser's - Sam's Strobe FAQ Notes on the Troubleshooting + Sam's Strobe FAQ Notes on the Troubleshooting and Repair of Electronic Flash Units and Strobe Lights % The Microsoft Exchange MTA Stacks service depends on the Microsoft Exchange System Attendant service which failed to start because of the following -error: +error: -The operation completed successfully. +The operation completed successfully. For more information, see Help and Support Center at http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/events.asp. |
