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@@ -22566,6 +22566,11 @@ Hlade's Law:
 	If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person --
 	they will find an easier way to do it.
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+"Hmm, lots of people seem to be confused about the difference between amd64 and ia64."
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+"Obviously they've never had an ia64 drop on their foot.  They'd know the difference then."
+		-- Peter Wemm explains CPU architecture
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 Hoaars-Faisse Gallery presents:
 An exhibit of works by the artist known only as Pretzel.