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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index 8ebafc4..6a331d1 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -11883,6 +11883,26 @@ RULES OF EATING -- THE BRONX DIETER'S CREED (11) Avoid blue food. -- Richard Smit, "The Bronx Diet" % +RYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRY +RY RY +RY WELCOME TO THE BABBAGE ANALYTICAL TIMESHARING SERVICE RY +RY * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * RY +RY RY +RY PLEASE NOTE THAT THE INTEGRATOR IS CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE RY +RY DUE TO THE WEEKLY GREASING SCHEDULE. WOULD ALL USERS KINDLY RY +RY RETURN ANY UNUSED PLUGBOARDS, AS THE PROGRAMMING TEAM ARE RY +RY RUNNING LOW. DIVISION UNIT 3 WILL BE OUT OF ACTION UNTIL RY +RY THURSDAY DUE TO EMERGENCY COG REPLACEMENT - PLEASE ENSURE RY +RY THAT YOUR PROGRAM DOES NOT ATTEMPT TO DIVIDE BY ZERO AS RY +RY THIS CAN CAUSE SEVERE DAMAGE (INCLUDING SHAFT BREAKAGES). RY +RY RY +RYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRY +. +. +SYSTEM READY. +? + -- Chris Suslowicz +% SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent. The majority |
