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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index f815c1b..d554c3e 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -18845,9 +18845,6 @@ stop hacking and fall in love! % Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. % -Everyone can be taught to sculpt: Michelangelo would have had to be -taught how ___not to. So it is with the great programmers. -% Everyone can be taught to sculpt: Michelangelo would have had to be taught how not to. So it is with the great programmers. % @@ -22347,13 +22344,6 @@ Gray's Law of Programming: Logg's Rebuttal to Gray's Law: 'n+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as 'n' trivial tasks. % -Gray's Law of Programming: - `_n+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same -time as `_n' tasks. - -Logg's Rebuttal to Gray's Law: - `_n+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as `_n' trivial tasks. -% Great acts are made up of small deeds. -- Lao Tsu % @@ -23175,10 +23165,6 @@ HE: Let's end it all, bequeathin' our brains to science. SHE: What?!? Science got enough trouble with their OWN brains. -- Walt Kelley % -HE: Let's end it all, bequeathin' our brains to science. -SHE: What?!? Science got enough trouble with their ___OWN brains. - -- Walt Kelley -% He asked me if I knew what time it was -- I said yes, but not right now. -- S. Wright % @@ -27862,10 +27848,6 @@ is play. _Z is keep your mouth shut. If A fool persists in his folly he shall become wise. -- William Blake % -If a group of _N persons implements a COBOL compiler, there will be _N-1 -passes. Someone in the group has to be the manager. - -- T. Cheatham -% If a group of N persons implements a COBOL compiler, there will be N-1 passes. Someone in the group has to be the manager. -- T. Cheatham @@ -30170,9 +30152,6 @@ I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is % I'm rated PG-34!! % -"I'm really enjoying not talking to you ... Let's not talk again ____REAL -soon ..." -% I'm really enjoying not talking to you... Let's not talk again REAL soon... % @@ -46788,16 +46767,6 @@ bemoaning the fact that they can't communicate. I feel that if a person can't communicate, the very least he can do is to shut up! -- Tom Lehrer, "That Was the Year that Was" % -Speaking of love, one problem that recurs more and more frequently -these days, in books and plays and movies, is the inability of people -to communicate with the people they love; Husbands and wives who can't -communicate, children who can't communicate with their parents, and so -on. And the characters in these books and plays and so on (and in real -life, I might add) spend hours bemoaning the fact that they can't -communicate. I feel that if a person can't communicate, the very _____least -he can do is to Shut Up! - -- Tom Lehrer, "That Was the Year that Was" -% Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale. After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites! % @@ -55128,12 +55097,6 @@ This file will self-destruct in five minutes. % This Fortue Examined By INSPECTOR NO. 2-14 % -This fortune cookie program out of order. For those in desperate need, -please use the program "________randchar". This program generates random -characters, and, given enough time, will undoubtedly come up with -something profound. It will, however, take it no time at all to be -more profound than THIS program has ever been. -% This fortune cookie program out of order. For those in desperate need, please use the program "randchar". This program generates random characters, and, given enough time, will undoubtedly come @@ -58043,9 +58006,6 @@ We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers. We don't smoke and we don't chew, and we don't go with girls that do. -- Walter Summers % -We don't understand the software, and sometimes we don't understand the -hardware, but we can *___see* the blinking lights! -% We don't understand the software, and sometimes we don't understand the hardware, but we can *see* the blinking lights! % |