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@@ -1662,6 +1662,11 @@ for doing it."
 Los Angeles fainted from hyperoxygenation, and we had to hold his head
 under the exhaust of a bus until he revived.
 %
+Attempting to stop MySQL by buying companies around it is like trying
+to kill a dolphin by drinking the ocean.
+
+                -- Mårten Mickos
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 	Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and
 	took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of
 his followers.