Add a few more aphorisms.

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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index f20a4fe..d5ae96d 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -8043,6 +8043,10 @@ Supporting each man on the top of the tide
 Just the place for a Snark!  I have said it thrice:
 	What I tell you three times is true.'
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+Just think -- blessed SCSI cables!  Do a big enough sacrifice and create
+a +5 blessed SCSI cable of connectivity.
+		-- Lionel Lauer
+%
 Just when you thought you were winning the rat race, along comes a
 faster rat!!!
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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
index fffbedf..114203b 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
@@ -21219,6 +21219,12 @@ I am not an Economist.  I am an honest man!
 I am not now and never have been a girl friend of Henry Kissinger.
 		-- Gloria Steinem
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+I am of the belief that catnip arrived on the planet in the same spaceship
+that delivered cats. It is the only thing they have from their home
+planet. Tuna, chicken, sparrow-brains, etc., these are all things of our
+world that they like, but catnip is crack from home.
+		-- Bill Cole
+%
 I am professionally trained in computer science, which is to say
 (in all seriousness) that I am extremely poorly educated.
 		-- Joseph Weizenbaum, "Computer Power and Human Reason"
@@ -42011,6 +42017,11 @@ Chaplin trying to cook a shoe.
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 The debate rages on: Is PL/I Bachtrian or Dromedary?
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+"The deceased was killed by 1207.3557298 Volts AC RMS applied by
+accident when he brushed against the output terminal of a John B.
+Fluke Company High Voltage Calibrator."
+		-- fictitious coroner's report by Mike Andrews
+%
 The decision doesn't have to be logical; it was unanimous.
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 The default Magic Word, "Abracadabra", actually is a corruption of the
@@ -49441,6 +49452,14 @@ user, n:
 Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach.
 		-- S.C. Johnson
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+Using [Windows] for any sort of serious work is like playing an old
+text-based adventure game.  You're five feet from making it to your
+goal, when bup-POW! a ten ton rock falls on your head.  Because you
+didn't disarm the trap three hours before.  [...]
+
+I always hated those adventure games.
+		-- David Gerard
+%
 Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef.
 		-- Tom Robbins
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