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Update the "All I really need to know I learned in kindergarten" entry
by using the text from the Villard Books edition (1989, pages 6 through 8) and formatting to fit in 72 columns.
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@@ -2565,31 +2565,42 @@ a-comin'."
Max told his friend that he'd just as soon not go hiking in the hills.
Said he, "I'm an anti-climb Max."
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- Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do,
-and how to be, I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the
-graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school.
- These are the things I learned: Share everything. Play fair. Don't
-hit people. Put things back where you found them. Clean up your own mess.
-Don't take things that aren't yours. Say you're sorry when you hurt someone.
-Wash your hands before you eat. Flush. Warm cookies and cold milk are good
-for you. Live a balanced life. Learn some and think some and draw and paint
-and sing and dance and play and work some every day.
- Take a nap every afternoon. When you go out into the world, watch for
-traffic, hold hands, and stick together. Be aware of wonder. Remember the
-little seed in the plastic cup. The roots go down and the plant goes up and
-nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that. Goldfish and
-hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the plastic cup -- they all
-die. So do we.
- And then remember the book about Dick and Jane and the first word you
-learned, the biggest word of all: LOOK. Everything you need to know is in
-there somewhere. The Golden Rule and love and basic sanitation. Ecology and
-politics and sane living.
- Think of what a better world it would be if we all -- the whole world
--- had cookies and milk about 3 o'clock every afternoon and then lay down with
-our blankets for a nap. Or if we had a basic policy in our nation and other
-nations to always put things back where we found them and cleaned up our own
-messes. And it is still true, no matter how old you are, when you go out into
-the world it is best to hold hands and stick together.
+ All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and
+how to be I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the
+graduate-school mountain, but there in the sandpile at Sunday School.
+These are the things I learned:
+ Share everything.
+ Play fair.
+ Don't hit people.
+ Put things back where you found them.
+ Clean up your own mess.
+ Don't take things that aren't yours.
+ Say you're sorry when you hurt someone.
+ Wash your hands before you eat.
+ Flush.
+ Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.
+ Live a balanced life -- learn some and think some and draw and
+paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some.
+ Take a nap every afternoon.
+ When you go out into the world, watch for traffic, hold hands,
+and stick together.
+ Be aware of wonder. Remember the little seed in the Styrofoam
+cup: The roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows
+how or why, but we are all like that.
+ Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in
+the Styrofoam cup -- they all die. So do we.
+ And then remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you
+learned -- the biggest word of all -- LOOK.
+ Everything you need to know is in there somewhere. The Golden
+Rule and love and basic sanitation. Ecology and politics and equality
+and sane living.
+ [...] Think what a better world it would be if we all -- the
+whole world -- had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon
+and then lay down with our blankets for a nap. Or if all governments
+had as a basic policy to always put things back where they found them
+and to clean up their own mess.
+ And it is still true, no matter how old you are -- when you go
+out into the world, it is best to hold hands and stick together.
-- Robert Fulghum, "All I Ever Really Needed to Know
I Learned in Kindergarten"
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