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authorphk <phk@FreeBSD.org>2006-09-17 21:36:16 +0000
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Too many good quotes flying by these days.
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@@ -11086,6 +11086,9 @@ make messes in the house.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
-- R. Heinlein
%
+Anyone who describes Islam as a religion as intolerant encourages violence.
+ -- Tasnim Aslam, Spokesman for Pakistani Foreign Ministry.
+%
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
-- Samuel Goldwyn
%
@@ -35522,6 +35525,10 @@ Never look up when dragons fly overhead.
Never make anything simple and efficient when a
way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.
%
+Never negotiate with the United States unless you have a nuclear
+weapon.
+ -- Former deputy defense minister of India.
+%
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
-- Sam Brown, "The Washington Post", January 26, 1977
%
@@ -44439,6 +44446,10 @@ I rush!
Swipple's Rule of Order:
He who shouts the loudest has the floor.
%
+Symbolic representation of quantitative entities is doomed to its rightful
+place of minor importance in a world where flowers and beautiful women abound.
+ -- Albert Einstein
+%
Symptom: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, beer is
unusually pale and clear.
Problem: Glass empty.
@@ -50450,6 +50461,10 @@ There are few virtues that the Poles do not possess --
and there are few mistakes they have ever avoided.
-- Winston Churchill, Parliament, August, 1945
%
+There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot,
+jury, and ammo. Please use in that order.
+ -- Ed Howdershelt
+%
There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable,
and praiseworthy ...
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
@@ -50876,6 +50891,11 @@ There is an old time toast which is golden for its beauty.
There is brutality and there is honesty.
There is no such thing as brutal honesty.
%
+There is Good Information and there is Bad Information and the
+Internet is generally pretty neutral about the difference. If you're
+a computer, it's all just 0s and 1s.
+ -- Joel Achenbach
+%
There is grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers,
having been originally breathed into a few forms or into one; and that,
whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of
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