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authordes <des@FreeBSD.org>2005-02-03 08:47:14 +0000
committerdes <des@FreeBSD.org>2005-02-03 08:47:14 +0000
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Trim some obnoxious warlording.
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--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -40,19 +40,6 @@ us.
p.s. We also want to commend you for your unusual pose. Were you
wounded in the war, or do you ride your bike a lot?
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- `-=#$%&%$#=-'
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- _____.,-#%&$@%#&#~,._____
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FROM THE DESK OF
Dorothy Gale
@@ -101,23 +88,6 @@ either. If you need some help, give us a call.
-- CommUNIXque 1:1, ASCAR Business Systems
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- ___====-_ _-====___
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- _~############// (O||O) \\############~_
- ~#############(( \\// ))#############~
- -###############\\ (oo) //###############-
- -#################\\ / `' \ //#################-
- -###################\\/ () \//###################-
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- ` ` ` ` / | |()| | \ ' '<||> '
- ( | |()| | )\ /|/
- __\ |__|()|__| /__\______/|/
- (vvv(vvvv)(vvvv)vvv)______|/
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-- Gifts for Children --
This is easy. You never have to figure out what to get for children,
@@ -335,32 +305,6 @@ indirectly, for example, salt miners and rustproofers. Most important,
salting reduces the life spans of cars, thus stimulating the car and
steel industries.
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- _#/:##########/\######( /\ )######/\##########:\#_
- :/ :#/\#/\#/\/ \#/\##\ : : /##/\#/ \/\#/\#/\#: \:
- " :/ V V " V \#\: : : :/#/ V " V V \: "
- " " " " \ : : : : / " " " "
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Has your family tried 'em?
POWDERMILK BISCUITS
@@ -5651,23 +5595,6 @@ you are young.
" "
-- Marcel Marceau
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- | | // __|_| ( --------- ) //// ______ /////\ \\
- // | ( \ ______ / <<<< <>-----<<<<< / \\
- // ( ) / / \` \__ \\
- //-------------------------------------------------------------\\
-
Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels
start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and
then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the
@@ -31491,26 +31418,6 @@ It's off to disk I go,
A bit or byte to read or write,
I/O, I/O, I/O...
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-In Ellen's house it is warm and toasty while fuzzies play in the snow outside.
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IOT trap -- core dumped
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IOT trap -- mos dumped
@@ -45024,25 +44931,6 @@ He must be a dope fiend to get you up tight.
Why do police guys beat on peace guys?
-- Arlo Guthrie, "The Pause of Mr. Claus"
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-SANTA IS BRINGING GOOD WISHES FROM ALL THE
-MICRO ARTISTS GANG! MAY 1988 BE A HAPPY YEAR!
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- \__\_ :. ___/
- ..\ /--
- :.______ : .:* : . _ .: :.. . : . . : ()_ .:
- (( \. :./(__ :._O_)________:______,____:____/ *\_o
-====(( \: (****) (***) :. ...: .. . ()_______/\\ __-'
- \____(( \ ()oo()_/ /.: : ..________/_____ll -/.: ..
- ( (( \(())))__/ . .. \\.: ..( ) ll ( l_.:
-( / (( \__*__)___:___ : : )) .) /--------\ \ \
-( / ((_____________) .. // . / / /..:: . )_)_\
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Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
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