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author | eivind <eivind@FreeBSD.org> | 2003-03-19 17:50:59 +0000 |
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committer | eivind <eivind@FreeBSD.org> | 2003-03-19 17:50:59 +0000 |
commit | 13530229f428381d7a5870b2cb62677f6e82c218 (patch) | |
tree | 16dbd0e344caf7ae7295867d9c0df8610a22cea4 /games | |
parent | f71f6d64246685c24ca8fd58f93e5f759f17f7bf (diff) | |
download | FreeBSD-src-13530229f428381d7a5870b2cb62677f6e82c218.zip FreeBSD-src-13530229f428381d7a5870b2cb62677f6e82c218.tar.gz |
Refactor two sexual jokes to murphy-o
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-rw-r--r-- | games/fortune/datfiles/murphy | 5 | ||||
-rw-r--r-- | games/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o | 5 |
2 files changed, 5 insertions, 5 deletions
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy b/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy index 498348b..871369d 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy @@ -609,9 +609,6 @@ get a bigger hammer. When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly. % -Pity the poor egg; -It only gets laid once in its life. -% An optimist is a person who looks forward to marriage. A pessimist is a married optimist! % @@ -651,8 +648,6 @@ and only a fool will use it. % Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work. % -It's always the wrong time of the month. -% In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there. % diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o b/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o index 0d33993..f0a6829 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o @@ -24,3 +24,8 @@ Sunday pray for crop failure. % Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. +% +Pity the poor egg; +It only gets laid once in its life. +% +It's always the wrong time of the month. |