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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index 2cbd385..7fe9648 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -15529,9 +15529,6 @@ What the world *really* needs is a good Automatic Bicycle Sharpener.
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 What this country needs is a dime that will buy a good five-cent bagel.
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-What this country needs is a dime that will buy a good five-cent
-bagel.
-%
 What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!
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 What this country needs is a good five cent microcomputer.
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
index ccbb28a..0bc03a6 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
@@ -3351,27 +3351,6 @@ and you would have seen these two mounds of sand racing across the island
 until they bonked into trees and coconuts fell onto their heads.
 		-- Dave Barry, "The Wonders of Sharks on TV"
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-	So Richard and I decided to try to catch [the small shark].
-With a great deal of strategy and effort and shouting, we managed to
-maneuver the shark, over the course of about a half-hour, to a sort of
-corner of the lagoon, so that it had no way to escape other than to
-flop up onto the land and evolve.  Richard and I were inching toward
-it, sort of crouched over, when all of a sudden it turned around and --
-I can still remember the sensation I felt at that moment, primarily in
-the armpit area -- headed right straight toward us.
-	Many people would have panicked at this point.  But Richard and
-I were not "many people."  We were experienced waders, and we kept our
-heads.  We did exactly what the textbook says you should do when you're
-unarmed and a shark that is nearly two feet long turns on you in water
-up to your lower calves: We sprinted I would say 600 yards in the
-opposite direction, using a sprinting style such that the bottoms of
-our feet never once went below the surface of the water.  We ran all
-the way to the far shore, and if we had been in a Warner Brothers
-cartoon we would have run right INTO the beach, and you would have seen
-these two mounds of sand racing across the island until they bonked
-into trees and coconuts fell onto their heads.
-		-- Dave Barry, "The Wonders of Sharks on TV"
-%
 	Some 1500 miles west of the Big Apple we find the Minneapple, a
 haven of tranquility in troubled times.  It's a good town, a civilized town.
 A town where they still know how to get your shirts back by Thursday.  Let
@@ -8025,26 +8004,14 @@ A woman is like your shadow; follow her, she flies; fly from her,
 she follows.
 		-- Chamfort
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-A woman is like your shadow; follow her,
-she flies; fly from her, she follows.
-		-- Chamfort
-%
 A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure,
 it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
 		-- Nietzsche
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-A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to
-endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
-		-- Nietzsche
-%
 A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive little thing -- tender, sweet,
 and stupid.
 		-- Adolf Hitler
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-A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive
-little thing -- tender, sweet, and stupid.
-		-- Adolf Hitler
-%
 A woman of generous character will sacrifice her life a thousand times
 over for her lover, but will break with him for ever over a question of
 pride -- for the opening or the shutting of a door.
@@ -9410,11 +9377,6 @@ Guinea with reports of a tribe so primitive that they have Tide but not
 new Tide with lemon-fresh Borax.
 		-- David Letterman
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-An anthropologist at Tulane has just come back from a field trip to
-New Guinea with reports of a tribe so primitive that they have Tide but
-not new Tide with lemon-fresh Borax.
-		-- David Letterman
-%
 An aphorism is never exactly true;
 it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths.
 		-- Karl Kraus
@@ -9907,13 +9869,6 @@ face, we have politics.
 		-- Dalglish, Larsen and Sutherland,
 		   "Root Crops and Ground Cover"
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-And yet, seasons must be taken with a grain of salt, for they too have
-a sense of humor, as does history.  Corn stalks comedy, comedy stalks
-tragedy, and this too is historic.  And yet, still, when corn meets
-tragedy face to face, we have politics.
-		-- Dalglish, Larsen and Sutherland,
-		   "Root Crops and Ground Cover"
-%
 And you can't get any Watney's Red Barrel,
 because the bars close every time you're thirsty...
 %
@@ -14737,9 +14692,6 @@ Documentation:
 Documentation is the castor oil of programming.  Managers know it must
 be good because the programmers hate it so much.
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-Documentation is the castor oil of programming.
-Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much.
-%
 Does a good farmer neglect a crop he has planted?
 Does a good teacher overlook even the most humble student?
 Does a good father allow a single child to starve?
@@ -14784,9 +14736,6 @@ I chase the bright elusive butterfly of love.
 Don't be humble, you're not that great.
 		-- Golda Meir
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-Don't be humble, you're not that great.
-                -- Golda Meir
-%
 Don't be irreplaceable.  If you can't
 be replaced, you cannot be promoted.
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@@ -15228,9 +15177,6 @@ production of great leaders has been discontinued.
 Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your
 fate and captain of your soul.
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-Due to circumstances beyond your control,
-you are master of your fate and captain of your soul.
-%
 Dungeons and Dragons is just a lot of Saxon Violence.
 %
 During almost fifteen centuries the legal establishment of Christianity has
@@ -16240,10 +16186,6 @@ Excess on occasion is exhilarating.  It prevents moderation from
 acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.
 		-- W. Somerset Maugham
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-Excess on occasion is exhilarating.  It prevents
-moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.
-		-- W. Somerset Maugham
-%
 Excessive login messages is a sure sign of senility.
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 Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.
@@ -18812,9 +18754,6 @@ Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.
 Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments with your mate's
 new lover.
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-Good night to spend with family,
-but avoid arguments with your mate's new lover.
-%
 Good salesmen and good repairmen will never go hungry.
 		-- R. E. Schenk
 %
@@ -23165,10 +23104,6 @@ I used to work in a fire hydrant factory.  You couldn't park anywhere near
 the place.
 		-- Steven Wright
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-I used to work in a fire hydrant factory.  You couldn't park anywhere
-near the place.
-		-- Steven Wright
-%
 I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals.  I
 don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected
 with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger,
@@ -29141,9 +29076,6 @@ Let's do it.
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 Let's just be friends and make no special effort to ever see each other again.
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-Let's just be friends and make no special
-effort to ever see each other again.
-%
 Let's just say that where a change was required, I adjusted.  In every
 relationship that exists, people have to seek a way to survive.  If you
 really care about the person, you do what's necessary, or that's the end.
@@ -29574,12 +29506,6 @@ Charlie Brown:
 	No, that's giving up.  I'm still hoping that yesterday
 	will get better.
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-Linus:	I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow.  Maybe
-	we should think only about today.
-Charlie Brown:
-	No, that's giving up.  I'm still hoping that yesterday will get
-	better.
-%
 Linus' Law:
 	There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
 %
@@ -29935,10 +29861,6 @@ Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real
 with the ideal never goes unpunished.
 		-- Goethe
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-Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the
-real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
-		-- Goethe
-%
 Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
 		-- Dr. Karl Bowman
 %
@@ -30276,10 +30198,6 @@ Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon
 to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
 		-- Oscar Wilde
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-Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he
-is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
-		-- Oscar Wilde
-%
 Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this--
 no dog exchanges bones with another.
 		-- Adam Smith
@@ -32550,11 +32468,6 @@ Ninety percent of the time things turn out worse than you thought they would.
 The other ten percent of the time you had no right to expect that much.
 		-- Augustine
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-Ninety percent of the time things turn out worse than you thought they
-would.  The other ten percent of the time you had no right to expect
-that much.
-		-- Augustine
-%
 Ninety-Ninety Rule of Project Schedules:
 	The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of
 	the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent.
@@ -33347,10 +33260,6 @@ Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.
 Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
 		-- Charlie Brown
 %
-Nothing takes the taste out of peanut
-butter quite like unrequited love.
-		-- Charlie Brown
-%
 Nothing that's forced can ever be right,
 If it doesn't come naturally, leave it.
 That's what she said as she turned out the light,
@@ -34066,9 +33975,6 @@ and God, this is goodbye.  We're moving to Hollywood."
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 On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without a purpose, but never without a POINT.
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-On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without
-a purpose, but never without a POINT.
-%
 On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.
 		-- W.C. Fields' epitaph
 %
@@ -35372,10 +35278,6 @@ People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't
 what they want that they don't want it.
 		-- Ogden Nash
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-People who have what they want are very fond of telling
-people who haven't what they want that they don't want it.
-		-- Ogden Nash
-%
 People who make no mistakes do not usually make anything.
 %
 People who push both buttons should get their wish.
@@ -35391,9 +35293,6 @@ greatly annoy those of us who do.
 People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin
 Franklin said it first.
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-People will accept your ideas much more readily if
-you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
-%
 People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
 %
 People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
@@ -39387,15 +39286,6 @@ the game of catch as catch can, till the gunpowder ran out at the heels of
 their boots.
 		-- Samuel Foote
 %
-So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage leaf to make an apple pie;
-and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street pops its head
-into the shop. "What! no soap?"  So he died, and she very imprudently
-married the barber; and there were present the Picninnies, and the Grand
-Panjandrum himself, with the little round button at top, and they all
-fell to playing the game of catch as catch can, till the gunpowder ran
-out at the heels of their boots.
-		-- Samuel Foote
-%
 So so is good, very good, very excellent good:
 and yet it is not; it is but so so.
 		-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
@@ -40689,10 +40579,6 @@ TAXES:
 	Of life's two certainties,
 	the only one for which you can get an extension.
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-TAXES:
-	Of life's two certainties, the only one for
-	which you can get an extension.
-%
 Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
 %
 TCP/IP Slang Glossary, #1:
@@ -46778,9 +46664,6 @@ pigmentation of their skin.  They happen to be colored.
 There's a fine line between courage and foolishness.  Too bad it's not
 a fence.
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-There's a fine line between courage and foolishness.
-Too bad it's not a fence.
-%
 There's a lesson that I need to remember
 When everything is falling apart
 In life, just like in loving
@@ -46848,11 +46731,6 @@ don't know that much about it.  I tried it once but it didn't do anything
 to me.
 		-- John Wayne
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-There's been no top authority saying what marijuana does to you.
-I really don't know that much about it.  I tried it once but it
-didn't do anything to me.
-		-- John Wayne
-%
 There's got to be more to life than compile-and-go.
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 There's just something I don't like about Virginia; the state.
@@ -48625,9 +48503,6 @@ Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.
 Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which the only
 specification is that it should run noiselessly.
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-Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for
-which the only specification is that it should run noiselessly.
-%
 Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
 		-- Alan Watts
 %
@@ -50722,9 +50597,6 @@ What good is an obscenity trial except to popularize literature?
 What good is having someone who can walk on water if you don't follow
 in his footsteps?
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-What good is having someone who can walk
-on water if you don't follow in his footsteps?
-%
 What good is it if you talk in flowers, and they think in pastry?
 		-- Ashleigh Brilliant
 %
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o
index 59958d5..05bfa4e 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o
@@ -1072,20 +1072,6 @@ know how thick... into my...  Just a minute."
 	"What's the matter, mister?"
 	"Listen, I have to hang up now, he's getting out of the shower."
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-	Here is the problem: for many years, the Supreme Court wrestled
-with the issue of pornography, until finally Associate Justice John
-Paul Stevens came up with the famous quotation about how he couldn't
-define pornography, but he knew it when he saw it.  So for a while, the
-court's policy was to have all the suspected pornography trucked to
-Justice Stevens' house, where he would look it over.  "Nope, this isn't
-it," he'd say.  "Bring some more."  This went on until one morning when
-his housekeeper found him trapped in the recreation room under an
-enormous mound of rubberized implements, and the court had to issue a
-ruling stating that it didn't know what the hell pornography was except
-that it was illegal and everybody should stop badgering the court about
-it because the court was going to take a nap.
-		-- Dave Barry, "Pornography"
-%
 	"How'd you get that flat?"
 	"Ran over a bottle."
 	"Didn't you see it?"
@@ -5946,12 +5932,6 @@ That failed; he gave Lava a trial.
 	For contagious V.D.
 Is the wonder drug sulfa-denial.
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-For the sores on his prick he used Dial.
-That failed; he gave Lava a trial.
-	But the one remedy
-	For contagious V.D.
-Is the wonder drug sulfa-denial.
-%
 "For the tenth time, dull Daphnis," said Chloe,
 "You have told me my bosom is snowy;
 	You have made much fine verse on
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick b/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick
index 83e58bd..c30fa86 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick
@@ -435,12 +435,6 @@ Was said to be great in the sack.
 	Put girls in a coma
 And two gave them epileptic attacks.
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-A graduate student named Zac
-Was said to be great in the sack.
-	An inch of his boner
-	Put girls in a coma
-And two gave them epileptic attacks.
-%
 A greedy young lady from Sidney
 Liked it in up to her kidney,
 	Till a man from Quebec
@@ -949,12 +943,6 @@ Ms. Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill.
 A pretty young lady named Vogel
 Once sat herself down on a molehill.
 	A curious mole
-	Nosed into her hole --
-Ms. Vogel's okay, but the mole's ill.
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-A pretty young lady named Vogel
-Once sat herself down on a molehill.
-	A curious mole
 	Nosed into her hole-
 Ms. Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill.
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@@ -1261,13 +1249,6 @@ She used it for many a bunt.
 It took twenty-two men and a big Stillson wrench,
 To get the thing out of her cunt.
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-A water pipe suited miss Hunt;
-She used it for many a bunt.
-	But the unlucky wench
-	Got it caught in her trench ---
-It took twenty-two men and a big Stillson wrench,
-To get the thing out of her cunt.
-%
 A weary old lecher named Blott
 Took a luscious young blond to his yacht.
 	Too lazy to rape her,
@@ -1917,13 +1898,6 @@ You must keep her in close quarantine,
 Disorderly, drunk, and obscene.
 		-- Morris Bishop
 %
-The limerick is furtive and mean;
-You must keep her in close quarantine,
-	Or she sneaks to the slums
-	And promptly becomes
-Disorderly, drunk, and obscene.
-		-- Morris Bishop
-%
 The old archeologist, Throstle,
 Discovered a marvelous fossil.
 	He knew from its bend
@@ -2590,12 +2564,6 @@ And you may think it odd when I say,
 	Rank and education,
 She always spelled cunt with a 'k'.
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-There was a gay countess of Bray,
-And you may think it odd when I say,
-	That in spite of high station,
-	Rank and education,
-She always spelled cunt with a 'k'.
-%
 There was a gay dog from Ontario
 Who fancied himself a Lothario.
 	At a wench's glance
@@ -3921,12 +3889,6 @@ This passing parade did amaze her.
 There was a young lady of Gaza
 Who shaved her cunt bare with a razor.
 	The crabs, in a lump,
-	Made tracks to her rump -
-This passing parade did amaze her.
-%
-There was a young lady of Gaza
-Who shaved her cunt bare with a razor.
-	The crabs, in a lump,
 	Made tracks to her rump--
 This passing parade did amaze her.
 %
@@ -4044,12 +4006,6 @@ The cheeks of her ass were so fat
 	Whenever she farted,
 And also whenever she shat.
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-There was a young lass from Surat.
-The cheeks of her ass were so fat
-	That they had to be parted
-	Whenever she farted,
-And also whenever she shat.
-%
 There was a young laundress named Wrangle
 Whose tits tilted up at an angle.
 	"They may tickle my chin,"
@@ -4969,18 +4925,6 @@ Whose prick was remarkably short.
 	The old woman said,
 "That isn't a prick; it's a wart!"
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-There was an old man of the port
-Whose prick was remarkably short.
-	When he got into bed,
-	The old woman said,
-"This isn't a prick; it's a wart!"
-%
-There was an old man of the port
-Whose prick was remarkably short.
-     When he got into bed,
-     The old woman said,
-"That isn't a prick; it's a wart!"
-%
 There was an old man who said, "Tush!
 My balls always hang in the brush,
 	And I fumble about,
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy b/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy
index a7dd3a9..ad7dbfd 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy
@@ -1702,9 +1702,6 @@ Whenever a superstar is traded to your favorite team,
 he fades.  Whenever your team trades away a useless
 no-name, he immediately rises to stardom.
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-Never leave hold of what you've got until you've
-got hold of something else.
-%
 A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or
 her opposition.
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@@ -2026,9 +2023,6 @@ Superiority is recessive.
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 Forgive and remember.
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-Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral
-or fattening.
-%
 Anything good in life either causes cancer in
 laboratory mice or is taxed beyond reality.
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