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| author | cperciva <cperciva@FreeBSD.org> | 2010-09-29 23:47:06 +0000 |
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| committer | cperciva <cperciva@FreeBSD.org> | 2010-09-29 23:47:06 +0000 |
| commit | 5cb9bcbf09e5e563edfbbf49e892a94b9e155b8d (patch) | |
| tree | 0484db33139afaec12e4468895ade33dc6fdb9d6 /games | |
| parent | 0dbb1afbee08cf51289c5d8fb11bb23d7ca14fa0 (diff) | |
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Add advice to new fathers from Thomas Ptacek.
Suggested by: wilko
Approved by: Thomas Ptacek
Security: New parents often feel very insecure.
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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index 6abc98e..b57ba1a 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -50602,6 +50602,12 @@ of its twelfth story apartment, and crushed six innocents in an insane bid for freedom. -- Stig's Inferno % +They're basically very smelly houseplants until they get to the crawling +age. You're constantly terrified that they're going to randomly die on +you, but the rules for preventing that outcome are straightforward and +hard to forget. + -- Thomas Ptacek, giving advice to a new father +% They're giving bank robbing a bad name. -- John Dillinger, on Bonnie and Clyde % |
