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| author | jhb <jhb@FreeBSD.org> | 2001-12-05 21:06:30 +0000 |
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| committer | jhb <jhb@FreeBSD.org> | 2001-12-05 21:06:30 +0000 |
| commit | 2711332bc9be365ef3d20a40532543e6806b473b (patch) | |
| tree | deac149ad60188a5eee704b6ba52604256d3f5b1 /games | |
| parent | 9fc2ed638e658518f56cb225b8d28b3b657d0c32 (diff) | |
| download | FreeBSD-src-2711332bc9be365ef3d20a40532543e6806b473b.zip FreeBSD-src-2711332bc9be365ef3d20a40532543e6806b473b.tar.gz | |
Remove some duplicate fortunes.
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| -rw-r--r-- | games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes | 21 |
1 files changed, 0 insertions, 21 deletions
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index 714c520..9d85276 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -13120,9 +13120,6 @@ The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. The optimum committee has no members. -- Norman Augustine % -The optimum committee has no members. - -- Norman Augustine -% "The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven ... I almost went back in time." -- Steven Wright @@ -13782,9 +13779,6 @@ There are three ways to get something done: (2) Hire someone to do it for you. (3) Forbid your kids to do it. % -There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire -someone, or forbid your kids to do it. -% There are times when truth is stranger than fiction and lunch time is one of them. % @@ -14339,9 +14333,6 @@ fifth theory is held by idiots, but it is doubtful if they know any more about the matter than the others. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" % -Time flies like an arrow -Fruit flies like a banana -% Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana. % Time is an illusion; lunchtime, doubly so. @@ -14682,14 +14673,6 @@ Uncle Ed's Rule of Thumb: Never use your thumb for a rule. You'll either hit it with a hammer or get a splinter in it. % -Uncle Ed's Rule of Thumb: - Never use your thumb for a rule. You'll either hit it with a -hammmer or get a splinter in it. -% -Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a -just man is also a prison. - -- Henry David Thoreau -% Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is also in prison. -- Henry David Thoreau @@ -14860,10 +14843,6 @@ War hath no fury like a non-combatant. % War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ketchup is a vegetable. % - WARNING TO ALL PERSONNEL: - -Firings will continue until morale improves. -% WARNING TO ALL PERSONNEL: Firings will continue until morale improves. |
