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authorjhb <jhb@FreeBSD.org>2001-12-05 22:39:00 +0000
committerjhb <jhb@FreeBSD.org>2001-12-05 22:39:00 +0000
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Properly sort the last two fortunes alphabetically.
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@@ -5563,6 +5563,12 @@ How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to
Dayton?
-- Brian Boyle, UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey
%
+How to become a sysop:
+ I grew a beard, started wearing only t-shirts and jeans, and
+ developed a surly attitude. The group accepted me, and I've never
+ worked a full day in my life since then.
+ -- rho/slashdot
+%
How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
%
How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
@@ -8411,6 +8417,28 @@ Their topics run chiefly to sex.
And masculine urgin's,
And other erotic effects.
%
+Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
+Kennedy exactly one hundred years later in 1946.
+
+Lincoln was elected president in November 1860.
+Kennedy in November 1960.
+
+Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who urged him not to go to
+the theatre.
+Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who advised against his going
+to Dallas.
+
+Booth shot Lincoln in a theatre and ran off into a warehouse.
+Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and ran off into a theatre.
+
+Lincoln was succeeded by a Southerner named Johnson.
+Kennedy was succeeded by a Southerner named Johnson.
+
+The first Johnson was born in 1808.
+The second Johnson was born in 1908.
+
+ -- Alistair Cooke, "Letter From America", 26nov2001
+%
Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations.
%
Linus: I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow. Maybe
@@ -16387,31 +16415,3 @@ since I first called my brother's father dad.
Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
People are always available for work in the past tense.
%
-How to become a sysop:
- I grew a beard, started wearing only t-shirts and jeans, and
- developed a surly attitude. The group accepted me, and I've never
- worked a full day in my life since then.
- -- rho/slashdot
-%
-Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
-Kennedy exactly one hundred years later in 1946.
-
-Lincoln was elected president in November 1860.
-Kennedy in November 1960.
-
-Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who urged him not to go to
-the theatre.
-Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who advised against his going
-to Dallas.
-
-Booth shot Lincoln in a theatre and ran off into a warehouse.
-Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and ran off into a theatre.
-
-Lincoln was succeeded by a Southerner named Johnson.
-Kennedy was succeeded by a Southerner named Johnson.
-
-The first Johnson was born in 1808.
-The second Johnson was born in 1908.
-
- -- Alistair Cooke, "Letter From America", 26nov2001
-%
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