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authorwollman <wollman@FreeBSD.org>2002-04-25 18:53:41 +0000
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Add a few more aphorisms.
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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
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@@ -8043,6 +8043,10 @@ Supporting each man on the top of the tide
Just the place for a Snark! I have said it thrice:
What I tell you three times is true.'
%
+Just think -- blessed SCSI cables! Do a big enough sacrifice and create
+a +5 blessed SCSI cable of connectivity.
+ -- Lionel Lauer
+%
Just when you thought you were winning the rat race, along comes a
faster rat!!!
%
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
index fffbedf..114203b 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
@@ -21219,6 +21219,12 @@ I am not an Economist. I am an honest man!
I am not now and never have been a girl friend of Henry Kissinger.
-- Gloria Steinem
%
+I am of the belief that catnip arrived on the planet in the same spaceship
+that delivered cats. It is the only thing they have from their home
+planet. Tuna, chicken, sparrow-brains, etc., these are all things of our
+world that they like, but catnip is crack from home.
+ -- Bill Cole
+%
I am professionally trained in computer science, which is to say
(in all seriousness) that I am extremely poorly educated.
-- Joseph Weizenbaum, "Computer Power and Human Reason"
@@ -42011,6 +42017,11 @@ Chaplin trying to cook a shoe.
%
The debate rages on: Is PL/I Bachtrian or Dromedary?
%
+"The deceased was killed by 1207.3557298 Volts AC RMS applied by
+accident when he brushed against the output terminal of a John B.
+Fluke Company High Voltage Calibrator."
+ -- fictitious coroner's report by Mike Andrews
+%
The decision doesn't have to be logical; it was unanimous.
%
The default Magic Word, "Abracadabra", actually is a corruption of the
@@ -49441,6 +49452,14 @@ user, n:
Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach.
-- S.C. Johnson
%
+Using [Windows] for any sort of serious work is like playing an old
+text-based adventure game. You're five feet from making it to your
+goal, when bup-POW! a ten ton rock falls on your head. Because you
+didn't disarm the trap three hours before. [...]
+
+I always hated those adventure games.
+ -- David Gerard
+%
Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef.
-- Tom Robbins
%
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