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authoreivind <eivind@FreeBSD.org>2003-03-19 17:50:59 +0000
committereivind <eivind@FreeBSD.org>2003-03-19 17:50:59 +0000
commit13530229f428381d7a5870b2cb62677f6e82c218 (patch)
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parentf71f6d64246685c24ca8fd58f93e5f759f17f7bf (diff)
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Refactor two sexual jokes to murphy-o
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-rw-r--r--games/fortune/datfiles/murphy5
-rw-r--r--games/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o5
2 files changed, 5 insertions, 5 deletions
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy b/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy
index 498348b..871369d 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy
@@ -609,9 +609,6 @@ get a bigger hammer.
When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman,
it will work perfectly.
%
-Pity the poor egg;
-It only gets laid once in its life.
-%
An optimist is a person who looks forward to marriage.
A pessimist is a married optimist!
%
@@ -651,8 +648,6 @@ and only a fool will use it.
%
Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
%
-It's always the wrong time of the month.
-%
In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level
of incompetence, and then remains there.
%
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o b/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o
index 0d33993..f0a6829 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o
@@ -24,3 +24,8 @@ Sunday pray for crop failure.
%
Early to rise and early to bed makes a male
healthy and wealthy and dead.
+%
+Pity the poor egg;
+It only gets laid once in its life.
+%
+It's always the wrong time of the month.
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