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Whitespaces cleanup.
PR: conf/81926 Submitted by: Gavin Atkinson <gavin.atkinson at ury dot york dot ac dot uk>
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--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -1106,7 +1106,7 @@ nice," he replied, but don't you think it would be better if..."
%
A novel approach is to remove all power from the system, which
removes most system overhead so that resources can be fully devoted to
-doing nothing. Benchmarks on this technique are promising; tremendous
+doing nothing. Benchmarks on this technique are promising; tremendous
amounts of nothing can be produced in this manner. Certain hardware
limitations can limit the speed of this method, especially in the
larger systems which require a more involved & less efficient
@@ -1904,7 +1904,7 @@ speaks in such a low voice I can hardly hear them.
and waist, that it is almost impossible to reach one's shoelaces. And the
sizes don't run the way they used to. The 12's and 14's are so much smaller.
Even people are changing. They are so much younger than they used to
-be when I was their age. On the other hand people my age are so much older
+be when I was their age. On the other hand people my age are so much older
than I am.
I ran into an old classmate the other day and she has aged so much
that she didn't recognize me.
@@ -2227,7 +2227,7 @@ of her blonde companion.
"How many people work here?"
"Oh, about half."
%
- How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are
+ How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are
3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand, who
could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a nanocentury.
-- Tom Duff, Bell Labs
@@ -3040,7 +3040,7 @@ it. The answer is obvious. A Japanese tourist took the picture.
Never ask if your lover has had therapy. Only people who have had
therapy ask if people have had therapy.
Don't ask about plaster casts of male sex organs marked JIMI, JIM, etc.
-Assume that she bought them at a flea market.
+Assume that she bought them at a flea market.
-- James Peterson and Kate Nolan
%
NEW YORK-- Kraft Foods, Inc. announced today that its board of
@@ -5465,7 +5465,7 @@ astray by hunting and pecking.
%
"... And remember: if you don't like the news, go out and make some of
your own."
- -- "Scoop" Nisker, KFOG radio reporter
+ -- "Scoop" Nisker, KFOG radio reporter
Preposterous Words
%
... Another writer again agreed with all my generalities, but said that as an
@@ -6064,9 +6064,9 @@ increase to more than $100,000,000 -- by which time it will be worth nothing.
(6) Fungus trellis
(7) False eyelashes
(8) Prosthetic dog claws
- .
- .
- .
+ .
+ .
+ .
(99) Window garden harrow (pulled behind Tonka tractors)
(100) Killer velcro
(101) Currency
@@ -6242,7 +6242,7 @@ You patch a bug, and dump it again:
You patch a bug, and dump it again:
101 blocks of crud on the disk!
%
-A truly great man will neither trample on a worm nor sneak to an emperor.
+A truly great man will neither trample on a worm nor sneak to an emperor.
-- Ben Franklin
%
A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice
@@ -6625,7 +6625,7 @@ CS Student: But we already have a structure element with that identifier
scope!
Hacker: So call it 'previous'.
-And then the CS Student was enlightened.
+And then the CS Student was enlightened.
%
A computer science student on an exam:
@@ -7095,7 +7095,7 @@ A good supervisor can step on your toes without messing up your shine.
A good sysadmin always carries around a few feet of fiber. If he ever
gets lost, he simply drops the fiber on the ground, waits ten minutes,
then asks the backhoe operator for directions.
- -- Bill Bradford <mrbill@mrbill.net>
+ -- Bill Bradford <mrbill@mrbill.net>
%
A GOOD WAY TO THREATEN somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you
call the guy and hold the burning fuse to the phone. "Hear that?" you say.
@@ -7249,7 +7249,7 @@ M is for Maud who was swept out to sea, N is for Nevil who died of enui.
O is for Olive, run through with an awl, P is for Prue, trampled flat in a brawl
Q is for Quinton who sank in a mire, R is for Rhoda, consumed by a fire.
S is for Susan who parished of fits, T is for Titas who flew into bits.
-U is for Una who slipped down a drain, V is for Victor, squashed under a train.
+U is for Una who slipped down a drain, V is for Victor, squashed under a train.
W is for Winie, embedded in ice, X is for Xercies, devoured by mice.
Y is for Yoric whose head was bashed in, Z is for Zilla who drank too much gin.
-- Edward Gorey "The Gastly Crumb Tines"
@@ -9056,7 +9056,7 @@ the whale, and nobody would have caught Moby Dick or Billy Budd.
%
According to a recent and unscientific national survey, smiling is something
everyone should do at least 6 times a day. In an effort to increase the
-national average (the US ranks third among the world's superpowers in
+national average (the US ranks third among the world's superpowers in
smiling), Xerox has instructed all personnel to be happy, effervescent, and
most importantly, to smile. Xerox employees agree, and even feel strongly
that they can not only meet but surpass the national average... except for
@@ -9351,7 +9351,7 @@ that it sinks like a stone.
After his legs had been broken in an accident, Mr. Miller sued for damages,
claiming that he was crippled and would have to spend the rest of his life
in a wheelchair. Although the insurance-company doctor testified that his
-bones had healed properly and that he was fully capable of walking, the
+bones had healed properly and that he was fully capable of walking, the
judge decided for the plaintiff and awarded him $500,000.
When he was wheeled into the insurance office to collect his check,
Miller was confronted by several executives. "You're not getting away with
@@ -9874,7 +9874,7 @@ From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.
- -- J. R. R. Tolkien
+ -- J. R. R. Tolkien
%
All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can,
too, provided you use them for business purposes. For example, if you
@@ -11082,7 +11082,7 @@ first word he speaks. It is a cheap word because it requires no
explanation, and many men and women have acquired a reputation for
intelligence who know only this word and have used it in place of
thought on every occasion."
- -- Chuck Jones (Warner Bros. animation director.)
+ -- Chuck Jones (Warner Bros. animation director.)
%
Anyone stupid enough to be caught by the police is probably guilty.
%
@@ -11965,7 +11965,7 @@ I'm lucky today, I've overcome my UNIX problem. It wasn't easy. If
you're smart, just don't start. Remember, if any weirdo offers you
some UNIX,
- Just Say No!
+ Just Say No!
%
At first sight, the idea of any rules or principles being superimposed on
the creative mind seems more likely to hinder than to help, but this is
@@ -12147,7 +12147,7 @@ Business before pleasure."
Back in the early 60's, touch tone phones only had 10 buttons. Some
military versions had 16, while the 12 button jobs were used only by people
who had "diva" (digital inquiry, voice answerback) systems -- mainly banks.
-Since in those days, only Western Electric made "data sets" (modems) the
+Since in those days, only Western Electric made "data sets" (modems) the
problems of terminology were all Bell System. We used to struggle with
written descriptions of dial pads that were unfamiliar to most people
(most phones were rotary then.) Partly in jest, some AT&T engineering
@@ -12486,7 +12486,7 @@ Behind every great computer sits a skinny little geek.
Behind every successful man you'll find a woman with nothing to wear.
%
Behold the fool saith, "Put not all thine eggs in the one basket" -- which
-is but a manner of saying, "Scatter your money and your attention"; but
+is but a manner of saying, "Scatter your money and your attention"; but
the wise man saith, "Put all your eggs in the one basket and -- watch that
basket!"
-- Mark Twain
@@ -14767,15 +14767,15 @@ Year award.
%
"Congratulations!
-Some products leave home silently, some go kicking and screaming. If
-v1.0 was the first born who came downstairs with shoes untied missing
-a sock and a belt, then this one was a full fledged punk rocker
-with neon hair and multiple piercings. I believe we squeezed it into
-a suit and tie and brought its color back to an earth tone before it
+Some products leave home silently, some go kicking and screaming. If
+v1.0 was the first born who came downstairs with shoes untied missing
+a sock and a belt, then this one was a full fledged punk rocker
+with neon hair and multiple piercings. I believe we squeezed it into
+a suit and tie and brought its color back to an earth tone before it
left."
- -- An HP engineering project manager who shall remain
- nameless to the development team after releasing
+ -- An HP engineering project manager who shall remain
+ nameless to the development team after releasing
the second version of their product.
%
Conjecture: All odd numbers are prime.
@@ -17853,7 +17853,7 @@ Excerpt from a DEC field service document:
....
- none of these should have made it to customers. BUT you could loosen the
screws and lift system board at fan end while powering on to see if OCP
-comes up - this is not recommended unless you have three hands.
+comes up - this is not recommended unless you have three hands.
%
Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from
acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.
@@ -19977,8 +19977,8 @@ schizophrenia in mass genocide.
%
From Italian tourist guide:
- "Non stop trains to Roma Termini Station leave from 7.38
- a.m. to 10.08 p.m., hourly."
+ "Non stop trains to Roma Termini Station leave from 7.38
+ a.m. to 10.08 p.m., hourly."
%
From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance.
%
@@ -20385,7 +20385,7 @@ Teach a man to fish, and he'll invite himself over for dinner.
Give a small boy a hammer and he will find
that everything he encounters needs pounding.
%
-Give a woman an inch and she'll park a car in it.
+Give a woman an inch and she'll park a car in it.
%
Give all orders verbally. Never write anything down
that might go into a "Pearl Harbor File".
@@ -21156,8 +21156,8 @@ Hackers are just a migratory lifeform with a tropism for computers.
%
Hacker's Guide To Cooking:
2 pkg. cream cheese (the mushy white stuff in silver wrappings that doesn't
- really come from Philadelphia after all; anyway, about 16 oz.)
-1 tsp. vanilla extract (which is more alcohol than vanilla and pretty
+ really come from Philadelphia after all; anyway, about 16 oz.)
+1 tsp. vanilla extract (which is more alcohol than vanilla and pretty
strong so this part you *GOTTA* measure)
1/4 cup sugar (but honey works fine too)
8 oz. Cool Whip (the fluffy stuff devoid of nutritional value that you
@@ -21169,10 +21169,10 @@ Hacker's Guide To Cooking:
beater if you have a cat(1) that can climb wall(1s) to lick it off
the ceiling(3m).
"Pour into a graham cracker crust..." Aha, the BUGS section at last. You
- just happened to have a GCC sitting around under /etc/food, right?
+ just happened to have a GCC sitting around under /etc/food, right?
If not, don't panic(8), merely crumble a rand(3m) handful of innocent
GCs into a suitable tempfile and mix in some melted butter.
-"...and refrigerate for an hour." Leave the recipe's stdout in a fridge
+"...and refrigerate for an hour." Leave the recipe's stdout in a fridge
for 3.6E6 milliseconds while you work on cleaning up stderr, and
by time out your cheesecake will be ready for stdin.
%
@@ -23093,7 +23093,7 @@ Hurewitz's Memory Principle:
%
Hydrogen: A colorless, odorless, lighter than air gas which, given
time, turns into people.
- -- Harlow Shapley
+ -- Harlow Shapley
%
I:
The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin
@@ -23591,7 +23591,7 @@ I should have to believe in it in this one.
-- Strange de Jim
%
I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! Can't prove anything!
- -- Bart Simpson
+ -- Bart Simpson
%
I didn't get sophisticated -- I just got tired.
But maybe that's what sophisticated is -- being tired.
@@ -24831,7 +24831,7 @@ I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
%
I predict that today will be remembered until tomorrow!
%
-I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
+I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas the Younger
%
I prefer the most unjust peace to the most righteous war.
@@ -24957,7 +24957,7 @@ I respect the institution of marriage. I have always thought that every
woman should marry -- and no man.
-- Benjamin Disraeli, "Lothair"
%
-I reverently believe that the maker who made us all makes everything in New
+I reverently believe that the maker who made us all makes everything in New
England, but the weather. I don't know who makes that, but I think it must be
raw apprentices in the weather-clerks factory who experiment and learn how, in
New England, for board and clothes, and then are promoted to make weather for
@@ -26071,10 +26071,10 @@ IDLENESS:
%
Idleness is the holiday of fools.
%
-"If 10 years from now, when you are doing something quick
+"If 10 years from now, when you are doing something quick
and dirty, you suddenly visualize that I am looking over your
shoulders and say to yourself, "Dijkstra would not have liked this",
-well that would be enough immortality for me."
+well that would be enough immortality for me."
-- Edsger W. Dijkstra
%
If A = B and B = C, then A = C, except where void or prohibited by law.
@@ -30133,7 +30133,7 @@ unhappy.
-- Groucho Marx
%
It isn't whether you win or lose, it's how much money you end up with.
- -- Jack T. Shakespeare
+ -- Jack T. Shakespeare
%
It just doesn't seem right to go over the river and through the woods
to Grandmother's condo.
@@ -36511,7 +36511,7 @@ ugly and the paper is from the wrong kind of tree.
-- Professor, EECS, George Washington University
I'm looking forward to working with you on this next year.
- -- Professor, Harvard, on a senior thesis.
+ -- Professor, Harvard, on a senior thesis.
%
Not only is UNIX dead, it's starting to smell really bad.
-- Rob Pike
@@ -36840,7 +36840,7 @@ Talking politics and nuclear fission
We see him and he's all washed up --
Moving on into the body of a beetle
Getting ready for a long long crawl
-He ain't nothing -- he ain't nothing at all...
+He ain't nothing -- he ain't nothing at all...
Death and Money make their point once more
In the shape of Philosophical assassins
@@ -38197,7 +38197,7 @@ Oral sex is like being attacked by a giant snail.
Orcs really aren't so bad (if you use lots of catsup).
%
Order and simplification are the first steps toward
-mastery of a subject -- the actual enemy is the unknown.
+mastery of a subject -- the actual enemy is the unknown.
-- Thomas Mann
%
Oregano, n.:
@@ -38287,7 +38287,7 @@ Her reply:
Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear -- kept us in a
continuous stampede of patriotic fervor -- with the cry of grave national
emergency... Always there has been some terrible evil to gobble us up if we
-did not blindly rally behind it by furnishing the exorbitant sums demanded.
+did not blindly rally behind it by furnishing the exorbitant sums demanded.
Yet, in retrospect, these disasters seem never to have happened, seem never
to have been quite real.
-- General Douglas MacArthur, 1957
@@ -39532,7 +39532,7 @@ PRAIRIES:
Vast plains covered by treeless forests.
%
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
- -- Stephen Coonts, "The Minotaur"
+ -- Stephen Coonts, "The Minotaur"
%
Praise the sea; on shore remain.
-- John Florio
@@ -42251,7 +42251,7 @@ schlattwhapper, n:
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
%
Schmidt's Observation:
- All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap
+ All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap
than a thin person.
%
Schnuffel, n.:
@@ -42486,10 +42486,10 @@ driving down a mountain when the brakes gave out. They screamed down the
mountain, gaining speed, but finally managed to grind to a halt, more by
luck than anything else, just inches from a thousand foot drop to jagged
rocks. They all got out of the car:
- The computer engineer said, "I think I can fix it."
- The systems analyst said, "No, no, I think we should take it
+ The computer engineer said, "I think I can fix it."
+ The systems analyst said, "No, no, I think we should take it
into town and have a specialist look at it."
- The programmer said, "OK, but first I think we should get back
+ The programmer said, "OK, but first I think we should get back
in and see if it does it again."
%
Seems like this duck waddles into a pharmacy, waddles up to the prescription
@@ -42916,7 +42916,7 @@ BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!
Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.
%
Shirley MacLaine died today in a freak psychic collision today. Two freaks
-in a van [Oh no!! It's the Copyright Police!!] Her aura-charred body was
+in a van [Oh no!! It's the Copyright Police!!] Her aura-charred body was
laid to rest after a eulogy by Jackie Collins, fellow member of SAFE [Society
of Asinine Flake Entertainers]. Excerpted from some of his more quotable
comments:
@@ -45088,8 +45088,8 @@ That's where the money was.
It's a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night.
-- Willie Sutton
%
-The White Rabbit put on his spectacles.
- "Where shall I begin, please your Majesty ?" he asked.
+The White Rabbit put on his spectacles.
+ "Where shall I begin, please your Majesty ?" he asked.
"Begin at the beginning,", the King said, very gravely,
"and go on till you come to the end: then stop."
-- Lewis Carroll
@@ -47106,7 +47106,7 @@ it delivers its message and then disappears.
The hand that feeds the chicken every day finally wrings its neck instead,
thus proving that more sophisticated views about the uniformity of nature
would have been useful to the chicken.
-
+
-- Bertrand Russell, "On Induction"
%
The happiest time in any man's life is just after the first divorce.
@@ -49432,7 +49432,7 @@ The state of innocence contains the germs of all future sin.
-- Alexandre Arnoux, "Etudes et caprices"
%
The state that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its
-thinking done by cowards, and its fighting by fools.
+thinking done by cowards, and its fighting by fools.
-- Thucydides
%
@@ -51369,7 +51369,7 @@ during the trial."
There was an old Indian belief that by making love on the hide of
their favorite animal, one could guarantee the health and prosperity
of the offspring conceived thereupon. And so it goes that one Indian
-couple made love on a buffalo hide. Nine months later, they were
+couple made love on a buffalo hide. Nine months later, they were
blessed with a healthy baby son. Yet another couple huddled together
on the hide of a deer and they too were blessed with a very healthy
baby son. But a third couple, whose favorite animal was a hippopotamus,
@@ -54382,7 +54382,7 @@ Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser.
Walking on water wasn't built in a day.
-- Jack Kerouac
%
-Wall Street indices predicted nine out of the last five recessions
+Wall Street indices predicted nine out of the last five recessions
-- Paul A. Samuelson, Nobel laureate in economics.
(Newsweek, Science and Stocks, 19 Sep. 1966.)
%
@@ -59782,7 +59782,7 @@ If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster.
You humans are all alike.
%
You just know when a relationship is about to end. My girlfriend called me
-at work and asked me how you change a lightbulb in the bathroom. "It's very
+at work and asked me how you change a lightbulb in the bathroom. "It's very
simple," I said. "You start by filling up the bathtub with water..."
%
You just wait, I'll sin till I blow up!
@@ -60949,7 +60949,7 @@ finder, be careful not to put your fingers or fingernails in your eye.
%
beachhead:
In marketing: a small piece of a market over which you gain control and
-from which you go out to control other pieces of the market.
+from which you go out to control other pieces of the market.
In war: where soldiers die.
%
...that FC loop thing sucks.
@@ -60957,12 +60957,12 @@ So I decided to stick to my good old philosophy: "if it has tits,
wheels or FC loops it will give you problem!"
-- storage engineer on the virtues of FC-AL
%
-Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention
+Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention
of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but
-rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out,
+rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out,
and loudly proclaiming --WOW---What A RIDE!!
%
To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are
to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and
servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
- -- Theodore Roosevelt
+ -- Theodore Roosevelt
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