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@@ -11883,6 +11883,26 @@ RULES OF EATING -- THE BRONX DIETER'S CREED
 	(11) Avoid blue food.
 		-- Richard Smit, "The Bronx Diet"
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+RY                                                              RY
+RY  WELCOME TO THE BABBAGE ANALYTICAL TIMESHARING SERVICE       RY
+RY  * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *       RY
+RY                                                              RY
+RY  PLEASE NOTE THAT THE INTEGRATOR IS CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE    RY
+RY  DUE TO THE WEEKLY GREASING SCHEDULE. WOULD ALL USERS KINDLY RY
+RY  RETURN ANY UNUSED PLUGBOARDS, AS THE PROGRAMMING TEAM ARE   RY
+RY  RUNNING LOW. DIVISION UNIT 3 WILL BE OUT OF ACTION UNTIL    RY
+RY  THURSDAY DUE TO EMERGENCY COG REPLACEMENT - PLEASE ENSURE   RY
+RY  THAT YOUR PROGRAM DOES NOT ATTEMPT TO DIVIDE BY ZERO AS     RY
+RY  THIS CAN CAUSE SEVERE DAMAGE (INCLUDING SHAFT BREAKAGES).   RY
+RY                                                              RY 
+RYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRY
+.
+.
+SYSTEM READY.
+?
+		-- Chris Suslowicz
+%
 SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
 	You are optimistic and enthusiastic.  You have a reckless
 	tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent.  The majority