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authorache <ache@FreeBSD.org>1997-06-05 04:06:13 +0000
committerache <ache@FreeBSD.org>1997-06-05 04:06:13 +0000
commit4caf82f971a9e9d7368fa7667e4e43f98857e620 (patch)
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Remove some duplicated and incomplete entries
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-rw-r--r--games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes5
-rw-r--r--games/fortune/datfiles/limerick23
2 files changed, 1 insertions, 27 deletions
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index 18f38d3..a3de0ce 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -13892,11 +13892,6 @@ There was a young poet named Dan,
Whose poetry never would scan.
When told this was so,
He said, "Yes, I know.
-%
-There was a young poet named Dan,
-Whose poetry never would scan.
- When told this was so,
- He said, "Yes, I know.
It's because I try to put every possible syllable into that last line that I can."
%
"There was an interesting development in the CBS-Westmoreland trial:
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick b/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick
index f7521b0..ee807bb 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick
@@ -19,12 +19,6 @@ You expected this line to be lewd.
A beat schizophrenic said, "Me?
I am not I, I'm a tree."
But another, more sane,
- Shouted, "I'm a great dane "
-And covered his pants leg with pee.
-%
-A beat schizophrenic said, "Me?
-I am not I, I'm a tree."
- But another, more sane,
Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane!"
And covered his pants leg with pee.
%
@@ -4631,16 +4625,7 @@ There was a young poet named Dan,
Whose poetry never would scan.
When told this was so,
He said, "Yes, I know,
-It's because I try to put every possible syllable into that
- Last line that I can."
-%
-There was a young poet named Dan,
-Whose poetry never would scan.
- When told this was so,
- He said, "Yes, I know.
-It's because I try to put every single
-syllable into the last line that I possibly,
-possibly can."
+It's because I try to put every possible syllable into that last line that I can."
%
There was a young royal marine,
Who tried to fart "God Save the Queen".
@@ -4654,12 +4639,6 @@ Who remarked to his girl, "You're a tight one."
You're in the wrong hole;
There's plenty of room in the right one."
%
-There was a young sailor from Brighton
-Who said to his bird, "You're a tight'un."
- She replied, "'Pon my soul,
- You're in the wrong hole
-There's plenty of room in the right'un."
-%
There was a young sapphic named Anna
Who stuffed her friend's cunt with banana,
Which she sucked, bit by bit,
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