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authormpp <mpp@FreeBSD.org>1997-01-08 07:04:44 +0000
committermpp <mpp@FreeBSD.org>1997-01-08 07:04:44 +0000
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Fix some typos and remove a couple of duplicate
fortunes. Closes PR#s 2358 and 2402. Submitted by: John-Mark Gurney <gurney_j@efn.org>
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-rw-r--r--games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes4
-rw-r--r--games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes222
2 files changed, 2 insertions, 24 deletions
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index 1c6efa9..6f621f9 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -2518,7 +2518,7 @@ Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.
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-CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh..
+CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh..
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Cecil, you're my final hope
Of finding out the true Straight Dope
@@ -16278,7 +16278,7 @@ Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
"Yow! Am I having fun yet?"
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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-YOW!! Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!"
+YOW!! Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!
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Zero Defects, n.:
The result of shutting down a production line.
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
index bd52f56..10c1646 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
@@ -12663,8 +12663,6 @@ Caution: Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
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Caution: Keep out of reach of children.
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-CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh..
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CCI Power 6/40: one board, a megabyte of cache, and an attitude...
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Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.
@@ -36425,26 +36423,6 @@ trivially equivalent, so the only important n are n less than n. We can
take n = n (from above), so it's true for n+1 becuase it's just about n.
QED. (QED translates from the Latin as "So what?")
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-Proof techniques #2: Proof by Oddity.
- SAMPLE: To prove that horses have an infinite number of legs.
-[1] Horses have an even number of legs.
-[2] They have two legs in back and fore legs in front.
-[3] This makes a total of six legs,
- which certainly is an odd number of legs for a horse.
-[4] But the only number that is both odd and even is infinity.
-[5] Therefore, horses must have an infinite number of legs.
-
-Topics is be covered in future issues include proof by:
- intimidation,
- gesticulation (handwaving),
- "try it; it works",
- constipation (I was just sitting there and...),
- blatant assertion,
- changing all the 2's to n's,
- mutual consent,
- lack of a counterexample, and,
- "it stands to reason".
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Proper treatment will cure a cold in seven days,
but left to itself, a cold will hang on for a week.
-- Darrell Huff
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