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author | dougb <dougb@FreeBSD.org> | 2007-10-28 07:02:10 +0000 |
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committer | dougb <dougb@FreeBSD.org> | 2007-10-28 07:02:10 +0000 |
commit | 3a538b738e19bd23cdf0e6f6a1088eade7bf1b81 (patch) | |
tree | 478c30c72827723d7b3e6bf96c2445659e6b5134 /games/fortune | |
parent | 7fc8683d7c83bb69df243cbfe44ac47d3bf7aff0 (diff) | |
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Correct, add or improve attributions for, and add to quotations from
"The Wizard of Oz"
One duplicate was also removed that wasn't the right quote anyway
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1 files changed, 19 insertions, 9 deletions
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index e8bd12a..836db15 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -16494,10 +16494,10 @@ Dope will get you through times of no money better that money will get you through times of no dope. -- Gilbert Shelton % -Dorothy: But how can you talk without a brain? -Scarecrow: Well, I don't know... but some people - without brains do an awful lot of talking. - -- The Wizard of Oz +Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain? +Scarecrow: I don't know. But some people without brains do an + awful lot of talking, don't they? + -- Judy Garland and Ray Bolger, "The Wizard of Oz" % Double! % @@ -20094,8 +20094,6 @@ backwards. But is that too high a price to pay for world peace? I think not, my friend, I think not. -- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish" % -"Gee, Toto, I don't think we are in Kansas anymore." -% GEMINI (May 21 - June 20) A day to take the initiative. Put the garbage out, for instance, and pick up the stuff at the dry cleaners. Watch @@ -22013,7 +22011,7 @@ Heard that the next Space Shuttle is supposed to carry several Guernsey cows? It's gonna be the herd shot 'round the world. % Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable. - -- The Wizard of Oz + -- Frank Morgan as The Wizard, "The Wizard of Oz" % Heaven and earth were created all together in the same instant, on October 23rd, 4004 B.C. at nine o'clock in the morning. @@ -23447,6 +23445,9 @@ United States would have lost World War II." I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest. -- Steven Pearl % +I CAN'T come back, I don't know how it works. + -- Frank Morgan as The Wizard, "The Wizard of Oz" +% I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. -- Joe Walsh % @@ -28015,6 +28016,9 @@ I'm a lucky guy, and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary. -- Yogi Berra at a dinner in his honor % +Oh no my dear, I'm a very good man. I'm just a very bad wizard. + -- Frank Morgan as The Wizard, "The Wizard of Oz" +% I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister. % @@ -38585,6 +38589,9 @@ Paul's Law: % Pause for storage relocation. % +Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. + -- Frank Morgan as The Wizard, "The Wizard of Oz" +% paycheck: The weekly $5.27 that remains after deductions for federal withholding, state withholding, city withholding, FICA, @@ -53297,8 +53304,8 @@ Total strangers need love, too; and I'm stranger than most. TOTD (T-shirt Of The Day): I'm the person your mother warned you about. % -Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. - -- Judy Garland, "Wizard of Oz" +Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. + -- Judy Garland as Dorothy Gale, "The Wizard of Oz" % Tourists -- have some fun with New York's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitch-hiking." @@ -56222,6 +56229,9 @@ What will happen when the 32-bit Unix date goes negative in mid-January % What will you do if all your problems aren't solved by the time you die? % +What would you do with a brain if you had one? + -- Judy Garland as Dorothy Gale, "The Wizard of Oz" +% What you don't know can hurt you, only you won't know it. % What you don't know won't help you much either. |