Properly sort the last two fortunes alphabetically.

1 files changed, 28 insertions, 28 deletions

diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index 393b618..7c597eb 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -5563,6 +5563,12 @@ How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to
 Dayton?
 		-- Brian Boyle, UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey
 %
+How to become a sysop:
+	I grew a beard, started wearing only t-shirts and jeans, and
+	developed a surly attitude. The group accepted me, and I've never
+	worked a full day in my life since then. 
+		-- rho/slashdot
+%
 How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
 %
 How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
@@ -8411,6 +8417,28 @@ Their topics run chiefly to sex.
 	And masculine urgin's,
 And other erotic effects.
 %
+Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
+Kennedy exactly one hundred years later in 1946.
+
+Lincoln was elected president in November 1860.
+Kennedy in November 1960.
+
+Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who urged him not to go to
+the theatre.
+Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who advised against his going
+to Dallas.
+
+Booth shot Lincoln in a theatre and ran off into a warehouse.
+Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and ran off into a theatre.
+
+Lincoln was succeeded by a Southerner named Johnson.
+Kennedy was succeeded by a Southerner named Johnson.
+
+The first Johnson was born in 1808.
+The second Johnson was born in 1908.
+
+		-- Alistair Cooke, "Letter From America", 26nov2001
+%
 Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations.
 %
 Linus:	I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow.  Maybe
@@ -16387,31 +16415,3 @@ since I first called my brother's father dad.
 Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
 	People are always available for work in the past tense.
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-How to become a sysop:
-	I grew a beard, started wearing only t-shirts and jeans, and
-	developed a surly attitude. The group accepted me, and I've never
-	worked a full day in my life since then. 
-		-- rho/slashdot
-%
-Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
-Kennedy exactly one hundred years later in 1946.
-
-Lincoln was elected president in November 1860.
-Kennedy in November 1960.
-
-Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who urged him not to go to
-the theatre.
-Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who advised against his going
-to Dallas.
-
-Booth shot Lincoln in a theatre and ran off into a warehouse.
-Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and ran off into a theatre.
-
-Lincoln was succeeded by a Southerner named Johnson.
-Kennedy was succeeded by a Southerner named Johnson.
-
-The first Johnson was born in 1808.
-The second Johnson was born in 1908.
-
-		-- Alistair Cooke, "Letter From America", 26nov2001
-%