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 %% $FreeBSD$
 %
+	Talking Pinhead Blues:
+Oh, I LOST my ``HELLO KITTY'' DOLL and I get BAD reception on channel
+    TWENTY-SIX!!
+
+Th'HOSTESS FACTORY is closin' down and I just heard ZASU PITTS has been
+    DEAD for YEARS..  (sniff)
+
+My PLATFORM SHOE collection was CHEWED up by th' dog, ALEXANDER HAIG
+    won't let me take a SHOWER 'til Easter ... (snurf)
+
+So I went to the kitchen, but WALNUT PANELING whup me upside mah HAID!!
+    (on no, no, no..  Heh, heh)
+%
+... bleakness ... desolation ... plastic forks ...
+%
+... he dominates the DECADENT SUBWAY SCENE.
+%
+... I don't know why but, suddenly, I want to discuss declining I.Q.
+LEVELS with a blue ribbon SENATE SUB-COMMITTEE!
+%
+... I don't like FRANK SINATRA or his CHILDREN.
+%
+... I have read the INSTRUCTIONS ...
+%
+-- I have seen the FUN --
+%
+-- I love KATRINKA because she drives a PONTIAC.  We're going away
+now.  I fed the cat.
+%
+... I see TOILET SEATS ...
+%
+... I think I'd better go back to my DESK and toy with a few common
+MISAPPREHENSIONS ...
+%
+... I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!!
+%
+... I want FORTY-TWO TRYNEL FLOATATION SYSTEMS installed within
+SIX AND A HALF HOURS!!!
+%
+... ich bin in einem dusenjet ins jahr 53 vor chr ... ich lande im
+antiken Rom ...  einige gladiatoren spielen scrabble ... ich rieche
+PIZZA ...
+%
+... If I had heart failure right now, I couldn't be a more fortunate
+man!!
+%
+... I'm IMAGINING a sensuous GIRAFFE, CAVORTING in the BACK ROOM
+of a KOSHER DELI --
+%
+... My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling
+Alley!!
+%
+... Now, it's time to "HAVE A NAGEELA"!!
+%
+... or were you driving the PONTIAC that HONKED at me in MIAMI last
+Tuesday?
+%
+... the HIGHWAY is made out of LIME JELLO and my HONDA is a barbequeued
+OYSTER!  Yum!
+%
+... the MYSTERIANS are in here with my CORDUROY SOAP DISH!!
+%
+... this must be what it's like to be a COLLEGE GRADUATE!!
+%
 A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAQUIRI!!
 %
 A dwarf is passing out somewhere in Detroit!
@@ -82,8 +146,6 @@ BELA LUGOSI is my co-pilot ...
 %
 BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-
 %
-... bleakness ... desolation ... plastic forks ...
-%
 Bo Derek ruined my life!
 %
 Boy, am I glad it's only 1971...
@@ -224,8 +286,6 @@ today!
 Has everybody got HALVAH spread all over their ANKLES?? ...  Now, it's
 time to "HAVE A NAGEELA"!!
 %
-... he dominates the DECADENT SUBWAY SCENE.
-%
 He is the MELBA-BEING ... the ANGEL CAKE ... XEROX him ... XEROX him --
 %
 He probably just wants to take over my CELLS and then EXPLODE inside me
@@ -233,23 +293,23 @@ like a BARREL of runny CHOPPED LIVER!  Or maybe he'd like to
 PSYCHOLIGICALLY TERRORISE ME until I have no objection to a RIGHT-WING
 MILITARY TAKEOVER of my apartment!!  I guess I should call AL PACINO!
 %
-HELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death!
-%
-HELLO, everybody, I'm a HUMAN!!
-%
-Hello, GORRY-O!!  I'm a GENIUS from HARVARD!!
+Hello?  Enema Bondage?  I'm calling because I want to be happy, I
+guess ...
 %
 Hello.  I know the divorce rate among unmarried Catholic Alaskan
 females!!
 %
+Hello...  IRON CURTAIN?  Send over a SAUSAGE PIZZA!  World War III?  No
+thanks!
+%
 Hello.  Just walk along and try NOT to think about your INTESTINES
 being almost FORTY YARDS LONG!!
 %
-Hello...  IRON CURTAIN?  Send over a SAUSAGE PIZZA!  World War III?  No
-thanks!
+HELLO, everybody, I'm a HUMAN!!
 %
-Hello?  Enema Bondage?  I'm calling because I want to be happy, I
-guess ...
+Hello, GORRY-O!!  I'm a GENIUS from HARVARD!!
+%
+HELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death!
 %
 Here I am at the flea market but nobody is buying my urine sample
 bottles ...
@@ -338,14 +398,9 @@ I don't believe there really IS a GAS SHORTAGE ... I think it's all
 just a BIG HOAX on the part of the plastic sign salesmen -- to sell
 more numbers!!
 %
-... I don't know why but, suddenly, I want to discuss declining I.Q.
-LEVELS with a blue ribbon SENATE SUB-COMMITTEE!
-%
 I don't know WHY I said that ... I think it came from the FILLINGS in
 my read molars ...
 %
-... I don't like FRANK SINATRA or his CHILDREN.
-%
 I don't understand the HUMOUR of the THREE STOOGES!!
 %
 I feel ... JUGULAR ...
@@ -382,10 +437,6 @@ I have accepted Provolone into my life!
 %
 I have many CHARTS and DIAGRAMS..
 %
-... I have read the INSTRUCTIONS ...
-%
--- I have seen the FUN --
-%
 I have seen these EGG EXTENDERS in my Supermarket ...
 %
 I have seen these EGG EXTENDERS in my Supermarket ... I have read the
@@ -434,19 +485,16 @@ I Know A Joke
 %
 I know how to do SPECIAL EFFECTS!!
 %
-I know th'MAMBO!!  I have a TWO-TONE CHEMISTRY SET!!
-%
 I know things about TROY DONAHUE that can't even be PRINTED!!
 %
+I know th'MAMBO!!  I have a TWO-TONE CHEMISTRY SET!!
+%
 I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!!
 %
 I like the way ONLY their mouths move ...  They look like DYING OYSTERS
 %
 I like your SNOOPY POSTER!!
 %
--- I love KATRINKA because she drives a PONTIAC.  We're going away
-now.  I fed the cat.
-%
 I love ROCK 'N ROLL!  I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT" in
 1965!!
 %
@@ -464,8 +512,6 @@ I represent a sardine!!
 %
 I request a weekend in Havana with Phil Silvers!
 %
-... I see TOILET SEATS ...
-%
 I selected E5 ... but I didn't hear "Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs"!
 %
 I smell a RANCID CORN DOG!
@@ -474,9 +520,6 @@ I smell like a wet reducing clinic on Columbus Day!
 %
 I think I am an overnight sensation right now!!
 %
-... I think I'd better go back to my DESK and toy with a few common
-MISAPPREHENSIONS ...
-%
 I think I'll KILL myself by leaping out of this 14th STORY WINDOW while
 reading ERICA JONG'S poetry!!
 %
@@ -485,8 +528,6 @@ I think my career is ruined!
 I used to be a FUNDAMENTALIST, but then I heard about the HIGH
 RADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!!
 %
-... I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!!
-%
 I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go ... with EXTRA MSG!!
 %
 I want a WESSON OIL lease!!
@@ -496,9 +537,6 @@ I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!!
 I want EARS!  I want two ROUND BLACK EARS to make me feel warm 'n
 secure!!
 %
-... I want FORTY-TWO TRYNEL FLOATATION SYSTEMS installed within
-SIX AND A HALF HOURS!!!
-%
 I want the presidency so bad I can already taste the hors d'oeuvres.
 %
 I want to dress you up as TALLULAH BANKHEAD and cover you with VASELINE
@@ -544,6 +582,31 @@ I'd like MY data-base JULIENNED and stir-fried!
 %
 I'd like some JUNK FOOD ... and then I want to be ALONE --
 %
+If a person is FAMOUS in this country, they have to go on the ROAD for
+MONTHS at a time and have their name misspelled on the SIDE of a
+GREYHOUND SCENICRUISER!!
+%
+If elected, Zippy pledges to each and every American a 55-year-old
+houseboy ...
+%
+If I am elected no one will ever have to do their laundry again!
+%
+If I am elected, the concrete barriers around the WHITE HOUSE will be
+replaced by tasteful foam replicas of ANN MARGARET!
+%
+If I felt any more SOPHISTICATED I would DIE of EMBARRASSMENT!
+%
+If I had a Q-TIP, I could prevent th' collapse of NEGOTIATIONS!!
+%
+If I pull this SWITCH I'll be RITA HAYWORTH!!  Or a SCIENTOLOGIST!
+%
+if it GLISTENS, gobble it!!
+%
+If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun!
+%
+If Robert Di Niro assassinates Walter Slezak, will Jodie Foster marry
+Bonzo??
+%
 I'll eat ANYTHING that's BRIGHT BLUE!!
 %
 I'll show you MY telex number if you show me YOURS ...
@@ -599,9 +662,6 @@ wealthy CORPORATE LAWYERS ...
 %
 I'm having fun HITCHHIKING to CINCINNATI or FAR ROCKAWAY!!
 %
-... I'm IMAGINING a sensuous GIRAFFE, CAVORTING in the BACK ROOM
-of a KOSHER DELI --
-%
 I'm in direct contact with many advanced fun CONCEPTS.
 %
 I'm into SOFTWARE!
@@ -657,45 +717,6 @@ REGIONS!
 %
 I'm ZIPPY the PINHEAD and I'm totally committed to the festive mode.
 %
-I've got a COUSIN who works in the GARMENT DISTRICT ...
-%
-I've got an IDEA!!  Why don't I STARE at you so HARD, you forget your
-SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!!
-%
-I've read SEVEN MILLION books!!
-%
-... ich bin in einem dusenjet ins jahr 53 vor chr ... ich lande im
-antiken Rom ...  einige gladiatoren spielen scrabble ... ich rieche
-PIZZA ...
-%
-If a person is FAMOUS in this country, they have to go on the ROAD for
-MONTHS at a time and have their name misspelled on the SIDE of a
-GREYHOUND SCENICRUISER!!
-%
-If elected, Zippy pledges to each and every American a 55-year-old
-houseboy ...
-%
-If I am elected no one will ever have to do their laundry again!
-%
-If I am elected, the concrete barriers around the WHITE HOUSE will be
-replaced by tasteful foam replicas of ANN MARGARET!
-%
-If I felt any more SOPHISTICATED I would DIE of EMBARRASSMENT!
-%
-If I had a Q-TIP, I could prevent th' collapse of NEGOTIATIONS!!
-%
-... If I had heart failure right now, I couldn't be a more fortunate
-man!!
-%
-If I pull this SWITCH I'll be RITA HAYWORTH!!  Or a SCIENTOLOGIST!
-%
-if it GLISTENS, gobble it!!
-%
-If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun!
-%
-If Robert Di Niro assassinates Walter Slezak, will Jodie Foster marry
-Bonzo??
-%
 In 1962, you could buy a pair of SHARKSKIN SLACKS, with a "Continental
 Belt," for $10.99!!
 %
@@ -750,6 +771,13 @@ It's OKAY -- I'm an INTELLECTUAL, too.
 %
 It's the RINSE CYCLE!!  They've ALL IGNORED the RINSE CYCLE!!
 %
+I've got a COUSIN who works in the GARMENT DISTRICT ...
+%
+I've got an IDEA!!  Why don't I STARE at you so HARD, you forget your
+SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!!
+%
+I've read SEVEN MILLION books!!
+%
 JAPAN is a WONDERFUL planet -- I wonder if we'll ever reach their level
 of COMPARATIVE SHOPPING ...
 %
@@ -784,17 +812,17 @@ Like I always say -- nothing can beat the BRATWURST here in DUSSELDORF!!
 %
 Loni Anderson's hair should be LEGALIZED!!
 %
+Look!  A ladder!  Maybe it leads to heaven, or a sandwich!
+%
+LOOK!!  Sullen American teens wearing MADRAS shorts and "Flock of
+Seagulls" HAIRCUTS!
+%
 Look DEEP into the OPENINGS!!  Do you see any ELVES or EDSELS ... or a
 HIGHBALL?? ...
 %
 Look into my eyes and try to forget that you have a Macy's charge
 card!
 %
-Look!  A ladder!  Maybe it leads to heaven, or a sandwich!
-%
-LOOK!!  Sullen American teens wearing MADRAS shorts and "Flock of
-Seagulls" HAIRCUTS!
-%
 Make me look like LINDA RONSTADT again!!
 %
 Mary Tyler Moore's SEVENTH HUSBAND is wearing my DACRON TANK TOP in a
@@ -847,9 +875,6 @@ My nose feels like a bad Ronald Reagan movie ...
 %
 my NOSE is NUMB!
 %
-... My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling
-Alley!!
-%
 My pants just went to high school in the Carlsbad Caverns!!!
 %
 My polyvinyl cowboy wallet was made in Hong Kong by Montgomery Clift!
@@ -891,21 +916,19 @@ by SMALL BOYS selling FRUIT ...
 %
 Now KEN and BARBIE are PERMANENTLY ADDICTED to MIND-ALTERING DRUGS ...
 %
+Now, let's SEND OUT for QUICHE!!
+%
 Now my EMOTIONAL RESOURCES are heavily committed to 23% of the SMELTING
 and REFINING industry of the state of NEVADA!!
 %
 Now that I have my "APPLE", I comprehend COST ACCOUNTING!!
 %
-... Now, it's time to "HAVE A NAGEELA"!!
-%
-Now, let's SEND OUT for QUICHE!!
-%
 Of course, you UNDERSTAND about the PLAIDS in the SPIN CYCLE --
 %
-Oh my GOD -- the SUN just fell into YANKEE STADIUM!!
-%
 Oh, I get it!!  "The BEACH goes on", huh, SONNY??
 %
+Oh my GOD -- the SUN just fell into YANKEE STADIUM!!
+%
 Okay ... I'm going home to write the "I HATE RUBIK's CUBE HANDBOOK FOR
 DEAD CAT LOVERS" ...
 %
@@ -926,10 +949,6 @@ QUILTING BEES aboard a cruise ship to DISNEYWORLD if only we let it!!
 On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without a purpose, but never without a
 POINT.
 %
-Once upon a time, four AMPHIBIOUS HOG CALLERS attacked a family of
-DEFENSELESS, SENSITIVE COIN COLLECTORS and brought DOWN their PROPERTY
-VALUES!!
-%
 Once, there was NO fun ... This was before MENU planning, FASHION
 statements or NAUTILUS equipment ... Then, in 1985 ... FUN was
 completely encoded in this tiny MICROCHIP ... It contain 14,768 vaguely
@@ -937,15 +956,16 @@ amusing SIT-COM pilots!!  We had to wait FOUR BILLION years but we
 finally got JERRY LEWIS, MTV and a large selection of creme-filled
 snack cakes!
 %
-One FISHWICH coming up!!
+Once upon a time, four AMPHIBIOUS HOG CALLERS attacked a family of
+DEFENSELESS, SENSITIVE COIN COLLECTORS and brought DOWN their PROPERTY
+VALUES!!
 %
 ONE:    I will donate my entire "BABY HUEY" comic book collection to
 	the downtown PLASMA CENTER ...
 TWO:	I won't START a BAND called "KHADAFY & THE HIT SQUAD" ...
 THREE:	I won't ever TUMBLE DRY my FOX TERRIER again!!
 %
-... or were you driving the PONTIAC that HONKED at me in MIAMI last
-Tuesday?
+One FISHWICH coming up!!
 %
 Our father who art in heaven ... I sincerely pray that SOMEBODY at this
 table will PAY for my SHREDDED WHAT and ENGLISH MUFFIN ... and also
@@ -1003,12 +1023,12 @@ hair stylist or my failure to refer five TEENAGERS to a good OCULIST?
 %
 Sign my PETITION.
 %
-So this is what it feels like to be potato salad
-%
 So, if we convert SUPPLY-SIDE SOYABEAN FUTURES into HIGH-YIELD T-BILL
 INDICATORS, the PRE-INFLATIONARY risks will DWINDLE to a rate of 2
 SHOPPING SPREES per EGGPLANT!!
 %
+So this is what it feels like to be potato salad
+%
 someone in DAYTON, Ohio is selling USED CARPETS to a SERBO-CROATIAN
 %
 Sometime in 1993 NANCY SINATRA will lead a BLOODLESS COUP on GUAM!!
@@ -1026,19 +1046,6 @@ Spreading peanut butter reminds me of opera!!  I wonder why?
 %
 TAILFINS!! ... click ...
 %
-	Talking Pinhead Blues:
-Oh, I LOST my ``HELLO KITTY'' DOLL and I get BAD reception on channel
-    TWENTY-SIX!!
-
-Th'HOSTESS FACTORY is closin' down and I just heard ZASU PITTS has been
-    DEAD for YEARS..  (sniff)
-
-My PLATFORM SHOE collection was CHEWED up by th' dog, ALEXANDER HAIG
-    won't let me take a SHOWER 'til Easter ... (snurf)
-
-So I went to the kitchen, but WALNUT PANELING whup me upside mah HAID!!
-    (on no, no, no..  Heh, heh)
-%
 TAPPING?  You POLITICIANS!  Don't you realize that the END of the "Wash
 Cycle" is a TREASURED MOMENT for most people?!
 %
@@ -1060,13 +1067,8 @@ SPINAL COLUMN is fairly enjoyable!!
 %
 The FALAFEL SANDWICH lands on my HEAD and I become a VEGETARIAN ...
 %
-... the HIGHWAY is made out of LIME JELLO and my HONDA is a barbequeued
-OYSTER!  Yum!
-%
 The Korean War must have been fun.
 %
-... the MYSTERIANS are in here with my CORDUROY SOAP DISH!!
-%
 The Osmonds!  You are all Osmonds!!  Throwing up on a freeway at
 dawn!!!
 %
@@ -1094,8 +1096,6 @@ This is a NO-FRILLS flight -- hold th' CANADIAN BACON!!
 This MUST be a good party -- My RIB CAGE is being painfully pressed up
 against someone's MARTINI!!
 %
-... this must be what it's like to be a COLLEGE GRADUATE!!
-%
 This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!
 %
 This PORCUPINE knows his ZIPCODE ... And he has "VISA"!!
@@ -1117,9 +1117,6 @@ Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!!
 %
 TONY RANDALL!  Is YOUR life a PATIO of FUN??
 %
-Uh-oh -- WHY am I suddenly thinking of a VENERABLE religious leader
-frolicking on a FORT LAUDERDALE weekend?
-%
 Uh-oh!!  I forgot to submit to COMPULSORY URINALYSIS!
 %
 UH-OH!!  I put on "GREAT HEAD-ON TRAIN COLLISIONS of the 50's" by
@@ -1132,6 +1129,9 @@ Uh-oh!!  I'm having TOO MUCH FUN!!
 %
 UH-OH!!  We're out of AUTOMOBILE PARTS and RUBBER GOODS!
 %
+Uh-oh -- WHY am I suddenly thinking of a VENERABLE religious leader
+frolicking on a FORT LAUDERDALE weekend?
+%
 Used staples are good with SOY SAUCE!
 %
 VICARIOUSLY experience some reason to LIVE!!
@@ -1245,6 +1245,9 @@ Xerox your lunch and file it under "sex offenders"!
 Yes, but will I see the EASTER BUNNY in skintight leather at an IRON
 MAIDEN concert?
 %
+YOU!!  Give me the CUTEST, PINKEST, most charming little VICTORIAN
+DOLLHOUSE you can find!!  An make it SNAPPY!!
+%
 You can't hurt me!!  I have an ASSUMABLE MORTGAGE!!
 %
 You mean now I can SHOOT YOU in the back and further BLUR th'
@@ -1259,9 +1262,6 @@ CAREER!!
 %
 You were s'posed to laugh!
 %
-YOU!!  Give me the CUTEST, PINKEST, most charming little VICTORIAN
-DOLLHOUSE you can find!!  An make it SNAPPY!!
-%
 Your CHEEKS sit like twin NECTARINES above a MOUTH that knows no BOUNDS --
 %
 Youth of today!  Join me in a mass rally for traditional mental
@@ -1283,6 +1283,10 @@ Yow!  Are you the self-frying president?
 %
 Yow!  Did something bad happen or am I in a drive-in movie??
 %
+YOW!!  Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!
+%
+YOW!!!  I am having fun!!!
+%
 Yow!  I just went below the poverty line!
 %
 Yow!  I threw up on my window!
@@ -1296,6 +1300,8 @@ mill!
 %
 Yow!  I'm imagining a surfer van filled with soy sauce!
 %
+YOW!!  I'm in a very clever and adorable INSANE ASYLUM!!
+%
 Yow!  Is my fallout shelter termite proof?
 %
 Yow!  Is this sexual intercourse yet??  Is it, huh, is it??
@@ -1309,27 +1315,21 @@ Yow!  Maybe I should have asked for my Neutron Bomb in PAISLEY --
 Yow!  Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING
 BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
 %
-Yow!  Now we can become alcoholics!
-%
-Yow!  Those people look exactly like Donnie and Marie Osmond!!
-%
-Yow!  We're going to a new disco!
-%
-YOW!!  Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!
-%
-YOW!!  I'm in a very clever and adorable INSANE ASYLUM!!
-%
 YOW!!  Now I understand advanced MICROBIOLOGY and th' new TAX REFORM
 laws!!
 %
+Yow!  Now we can become alcoholics!
+%
 YOW!!  The land of the rising SONY!!
 %
+Yow!  Those people look exactly like Donnie and Marie Osmond!!
+%
 YOW!!  Up ahead!  It's a DONUT HUT!!
 %
+Yow!  We're going to a new disco!
+%
 YOW!!  What should the entire human race DO??  Consume a fifth of
 CHIVAS REGAL, ski NUDE down MT. EVEREST, and have a wild SEX WEEKEND!
 %
-YOW!!!  I am having fun!!!
-%
 Zippy's brain cells are straining to bridge synapses ...
 %