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@@ -5038,10 +5038,6 @@ knows them in the naming.
(Haley's comment.)
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-... if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does
-on lust, this would be a better world.
- -- Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegon Days"
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**** IMPORTANT **** ALL USERS PLEASE NOTE ****
Due to a recent systems overload error your recent disk files have been
@@ -12159,17 +12155,6 @@ therefore becomes very important for the rule upholders to bring such
arrogance down.
-- Marilyn French, "The Woman's Room"
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-But if we laugh with derision, we will never understand. Human
-intellectual capacity has not altered for thousands of years so far as
-we can tell. If intelligent people invested intense energy in issues
-that now seem foolish to us, then the failure lies in our understanding
-of their world, not in their distorted perceptions. Even the standard
-example of ancient nonsense -- the debate about angels on pinheads --
-makes sense once you realize that theologians were not discussing
-whether five or eighteen would fit, but whether a pin could house a
-finite or an infinite number.
- -- S. J. Gould, "Wide Hats and Narrow Minds"
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But if you wish at once to do nothing and to be respectable
nowdays, the best pretext is to be at work on some profound study.
-- Leslie Stephen, "Sketches from Cambridge"
@@ -13781,10 +13766,6 @@ Dealing with failure is easy:
Success is also easy to handle:
You've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.
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-Dealing with failure is easy: work hard to improve.
-Success is also easy to handle: you've solved the wrong problem. Work
-hard to improve.
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Dealing with the problem of pure staff accumulation,
all our researches ... point to an average increase of 5.75% per year.
-- C. N. Parkinson
@@ -22338,8 +22319,6 @@ week sometimes to make it up.
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I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts!
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-I must have slipped a disk; my pack hurts.
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I myself have dreamed up a structure intermediate between Dyson spheres
and planets. Build a ring 93 million miles in radius -- one Earth orbit
-- around the sun. If we have the mass of Jupiter to work with, and if
@@ -24145,8 +24124,6 @@ If it happens once, it's a bug.
If it happens twice, it's a feature.
If it happens more than twice, it's a design philosophy.
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-If it has syntax, it isn't user friendly.
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If it has syntax, it isn't user-friendly.
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If it heals good, say it.
@@ -24983,9 +24960,6 @@ If you lose a son you can always get another,
but there's only one Maltese Falcon.
-- Sidney Greenstreet, "The Maltese Falcon"
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-If you lose your temper at a newspaper columnist, he'll get rich,
-or famous or both.
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If you lose your temper at a newspaper columnist,
he'll get rich or famous or both.
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@@ -33139,13 +33113,6 @@ and/or frogs falling from the sky.
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Note to myself: use real bullets next time.
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-Notes for a ballet, "The Spell:" ... Suddenly Sigmund hears the
-flutter of wings, and a group of wild swans flies across the moon ...
-Sigmund is astounded to see that their leader is part swan and part
-woman -- unfortunately, divided lengthwise. She enchants Sigmund, who
-is careful not to make any poultry jokes...
- -- Woody Allen
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Notes for a ballet, "The Spell": ... Suddenly Sigmund hears the flutter of
wings, and a group of wild swans flies across the moon ... Sigmund is
astounded to see that their leader is part swan and part woman --
@@ -37198,9 +37165,6 @@ Everything I am today I owe to people, whom it is now
to late to punish.
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QOTD:
-I haven't come far enough and don't call me baby.
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-QOTD:
I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down,
then I thought 'One of us is in real trouble'.
-- Davey Allison, on a 150 m.p.h. crash
@@ -39341,14 +39305,6 @@ So...
"Why not, David, it might even be fun."
-- Dating in Minnesota
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-So you see Antonio, why worry about one little core dump, eh? In reality all
-core dumps happen at the same instant, so the core dump you will have tomorrow,
-why, it already happened. You see, its just a little universal recursive joke
-which threads our lives through the infinite potential of the instant. So go
-to sleep, Antonio, your thread could break any moment and cast you out of the
-safe security of the instant into the dark void of eternity, the anti-time.
-So go to sleep, ...
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So you see Antonio, why worry about one little core dump, eh? In reality
all core dumps happen at the same instant, so the core dump you will have
tomorrow, why, it already happened. You see, it's just a little universal
@@ -40166,9 +40122,6 @@ editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the
way before it is understood.
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-Subtlety is the art of saying what you think
-and getting out of the way before it is understood
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Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names
the streets after them.
-- Bill Vaughn
@@ -42114,10 +42067,6 @@ The first guy that rats gets a belly-full of slugs in the head.
Understand?
-- Joey Glimco
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-The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half
-by our children.
- -- Clarence Darrow
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The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents,
and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow
@@ -44089,9 +44038,6 @@ in the uneasiness experienced at being alone together.
The opossum is a very sophisticated animal. It doesn't even get up
until 5 or 6 PM.
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-The opossum is a very sophisticated animal.
-It doesn't even get up until 5 or 6 pm.
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The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite
of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr
@@ -46047,10 +45993,6 @@ There are two kinds of fool. One says, "This is old, and therefore good."
And one says "This is new, and therefore better."
-- John Brunner, "The Shockwave Rider"
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-There are two kinds of fool. One says, "This is old, and therefore good."
-And one says, "This is new, and therefore better"
- -- John Brunner, "The Shockwave Rider"
-%
There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.
-- Lord Thomas Rober Dewar
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@@ -46716,8 +46658,6 @@ along -- quite gracefully.
There's a whole WORLD in a mud puddle!
-- Doug Clifford
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-There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.
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There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
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There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
@@ -51305,11 +51245,6 @@ When I first arrived in this country I had only fifteen cents in my pocket
and a willingness to compromise.
-- Weber cartoon caption
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-When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great
-parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me
-if i'm leaving.
- -- Steven Wright
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When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot,
then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
-- Steven Wright
@@ -54832,11 +54767,6 @@ was first brought to my notice by the depth which the parsley had sunk into
the butter upon a hot day.
-- Sherlock Holmes
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-You will remember, Watson, how the dreadful business of the Abernetty
-family was first brought to my notice by the |depth which the parsley
-had sunk into the butter upon a hot day.
- -- Sherlock Holmes
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You will soon forget this.
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You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your life.
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