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authorwollman <wollman@FreeBSD.org>2003-02-26 04:41:58 +0000
committerwollman <wollman@FreeBSD.org>2003-02-26 04:41:58 +0000
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Fix style of recent additions and sort.
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@@ -1,6 +1,5 @@
This fortune brought to you by:
$FreeBSD$
-
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=======================================================================
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@@ -5115,12 +5114,6 @@ yet we have not advanced one inch towards uniformity.
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<<<<< EVACUATION ROUTE <<<<<
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-<Daibashiw> Wasn't EMACS originally developed as a swap memory stresser,
-though?
-
-<``Erik> lispos emulator? gotta admit it's well featured, the only thing
-it lacks is a decent editor
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... "fire" does not matter, "earth" and "air" and "water" do not matter.
"I" do not matter. No word matters. But man forgets reality and remembers
words. The more words he remembers, the cleverer do his fellows esteem him.
@@ -13860,6 +13853,12 @@ Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why
several of us died of tuberculosis.
-- Jack Handey
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+<Daibashiw> Wasn't EMACS originally developed as a swap memory stresser,
+though?
+
+<``Erik> lispos emulator? gotta admit it's well featured, the only thing
+it lacks is a decent editor
+%
DALLAS:
The city that chose Astroturf to
keep the cheerleaders from grazing.
@@ -19402,13 +19401,6 @@ Hanson's Treatment of Time:
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Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.
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-happiness, n:
- An agreeable sensation arising
- from contemplating the misery of another.
-%
-happiness, n:
- Finding the owner of a lost bikini.
-%
Happiness is a hard disk.
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Happiness is a positive cash flow.
@@ -19432,6 +19424,13 @@ Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
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Happiness makes up in height what it lacks in length.
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+happiness, n:
+ An agreeable sensation arising
+ from contemplating the misery of another.
+%
+happiness, n:
+ Finding the owner of a lost bikini.
+%
Happy feast of the pig!
%
Happy is the child whose father died rich.
@@ -49310,6 +49309,15 @@ Unless it's blind screaming paroxysmally hedonistic...
Under every stone lurks a politician.
-- Aristophanes
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+Under the wide and heavy VAX
+Dig my grave and let me relax
+Long have I lived, and many my hacks
+And I lay me down with a will.
+These be the words that tell the way:
+"Here he lies who piped 64K,
+Brought down the machine for nearly a day,
+And Rogue playing to an awful standstill."
+%
Under the wide and starry sky,
Dig my grave and let me lie,
Glad did I live and gladly die,
@@ -49320,15 +49328,6 @@ Home is the sailor home from the sea,
And the hunter home from the hill.
-- R. Kipling
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-Under the wide and heavy VAX
-Dig my grave and let me relax
-Long have I lived, and many my hacks
-And I lay me down with a will.
-These be the words that tell the way:
-"Here he lies who piped 64K,
-Brought down the machine for nearly a day,
-And Rogue playing to an awful standstill."
-%
Underlying Principle of Socio-Genetics:
Superiority is recessive.
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