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author | ru <ru@FreeBSD.org> | 2005-02-01 15:15:33 +0000 |
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committer | ru <ru@FreeBSD.org> | 2005-02-01 15:15:33 +0000 |
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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 index ccbb28a..0bc03a6 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 @@ -3351,27 +3351,6 @@ and you would have seen these two mounds of sand racing across the island until they bonked into trees and coconuts fell onto their heads. -- Dave Barry, "The Wonders of Sharks on TV" % - So Richard and I decided to try to catch [the small shark]. -With a great deal of strategy and effort and shouting, we managed to -maneuver the shark, over the course of about a half-hour, to a sort of -corner of the lagoon, so that it had no way to escape other than to -flop up onto the land and evolve. Richard and I were inching toward -it, sort of crouched over, when all of a sudden it turned around and -- -I can still remember the sensation I felt at that moment, primarily in -the armpit area -- headed right straight toward us. - Many people would have panicked at this point. But Richard and -I were not "many people." We were experienced waders, and we kept our -heads. We did exactly what the textbook says you should do when you're -unarmed and a shark that is nearly two feet long turns on you in water -up to your lower calves: We sprinted I would say 600 yards in the -opposite direction, using a sprinting style such that the bottoms of -our feet never once went below the surface of the water. We ran all -the way to the far shore, and if we had been in a Warner Brothers -cartoon we would have run right INTO the beach, and you would have seen -these two mounds of sand racing across the island until they bonked -into trees and coconuts fell onto their heads. - -- Dave Barry, "The Wonders of Sharks on TV" -% Some 1500 miles west of the Big Apple we find the Minneapple, a haven of tranquility in troubled times. It's a good town, a civilized town. A town where they still know how to get your shirts back by Thursday. Let @@ -8025,26 +8004,14 @@ A woman is like your shadow; follow her, she flies; fly from her, she follows. -- Chamfort % -A woman is like your shadow; follow her, -she flies; fly from her, she follows. - -- Chamfort -% A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. -- Nietzsche % -A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to -endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. - -- Nietzsche -% A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive little thing -- tender, sweet, and stupid. -- Adolf Hitler % -A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive -little thing -- tender, sweet, and stupid. - -- Adolf Hitler -% A woman of generous character will sacrifice her life a thousand times over for her lover, but will break with him for ever over a question of pride -- for the opening or the shutting of a door. @@ -9410,11 +9377,6 @@ Guinea with reports of a tribe so primitive that they have Tide but not new Tide with lemon-fresh Borax. -- David Letterman % -An anthropologist at Tulane has just come back from a field trip to -New Guinea with reports of a tribe so primitive that they have Tide but -not new Tide with lemon-fresh Borax. - -- David Letterman -% An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths. -- Karl Kraus @@ -9907,13 +9869,6 @@ face, we have politics. -- Dalglish, Larsen and Sutherland, "Root Crops and Ground Cover" % -And yet, seasons must be taken with a grain of salt, for they too have -a sense of humor, as does history. Corn stalks comedy, comedy stalks -tragedy, and this too is historic. And yet, still, when corn meets -tragedy face to face, we have politics. - -- Dalglish, Larsen and Sutherland, - "Root Crops and Ground Cover" -% And you can't get any Watney's Red Barrel, because the bars close every time you're thirsty... % @@ -14737,9 +14692,6 @@ Documentation: Documentation is the castor oil of programming. Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much. % -Documentation is the castor oil of programming. -Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much. -% Does a good farmer neglect a crop he has planted? Does a good teacher overlook even the most humble student? Does a good father allow a single child to starve? @@ -14784,9 +14736,6 @@ I chase the bright elusive butterfly of love. Don't be humble, you're not that great. -- Golda Meir % -Don't be humble, you're not that great. - -- Golda Meir -% Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you cannot be promoted. % @@ -15228,9 +15177,6 @@ production of great leaders has been discontinued. Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your fate and captain of your soul. % -Due to circumstances beyond your control, -you are master of your fate and captain of your soul. -% Dungeons and Dragons is just a lot of Saxon Violence. % During almost fifteen centuries the legal establishment of Christianity has @@ -16240,10 +16186,6 @@ Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit. -- W. Somerset Maugham % -Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents -moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit. - -- W. Somerset Maugham -% Excessive login messages is a sure sign of senility. % Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last. @@ -18812,9 +18754,6 @@ Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments with your mate's new lover. % -Good night to spend with family, -but avoid arguments with your mate's new lover. -% Good salesmen and good repairmen will never go hungry. -- R. E. Schenk % @@ -23165,10 +23104,6 @@ I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. -- Steven Wright % -I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere -near the place. - -- Steven Wright -% I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, @@ -29141,9 +29076,6 @@ Let's do it. % Let's just be friends and make no special effort to ever see each other again. % -Let's just be friends and make no special -effort to ever see each other again. -% Let's just say that where a change was required, I adjusted. In every relationship that exists, people have to seek a way to survive. If you really care about the person, you do what's necessary, or that's the end. @@ -29574,12 +29506,6 @@ Charlie Brown: No, that's giving up. I'm still hoping that yesterday will get better. % -Linus: I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow. Maybe - we should think only about today. -Charlie Brown: - No, that's giving up. I'm still hoping that yesterday will get - better. -% Linus' Law: There is no heavier burden than a great potential. % @@ -29935,10 +29861,6 @@ Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. -- Goethe % -Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the -real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - -- Goethe -% Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. -- Dr. Karl Bowman % @@ -30276,10 +30198,6 @@ Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. -- Oscar Wilde % -Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he -is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - -- Oscar Wilde -% Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this-- no dog exchanges bones with another. -- Adam Smith @@ -32550,11 +32468,6 @@ Ninety percent of the time things turn out worse than you thought they would. The other ten percent of the time you had no right to expect that much. -- Augustine % -Ninety percent of the time things turn out worse than you thought they -would. The other ten percent of the time you had no right to expect -that much. - -- Augustine -% Ninety-Ninety Rule of Project Schedules: The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent. @@ -33347,10 +33260,6 @@ Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. -- Charlie Brown % -Nothing takes the taste out of peanut -butter quite like unrequited love. - -- Charlie Brown -% Nothing that's forced can ever be right, If it doesn't come naturally, leave it. That's what she said as she turned out the light, @@ -34066,9 +33975,6 @@ and God, this is goodbye. We're moving to Hollywood." % On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without a purpose, but never without a POINT. % -On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without -a purpose, but never without a POINT. -% On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. -- W.C. Fields' epitaph % @@ -35372,10 +35278,6 @@ People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it. -- Ogden Nash % -People who have what they want are very fond of telling -people who haven't what they want that they don't want it. - -- Ogden Nash -% People who make no mistakes do not usually make anything. % People who push both buttons should get their wish. @@ -35391,9 +35293,6 @@ greatly annoy those of us who do. People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first. % -People will accept your ideas much more readily if -you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first. -% People will buy anything that's one to a customer. % People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues. @@ -39387,15 +39286,6 @@ the game of catch as catch can, till the gunpowder ran out at the heels of their boots. -- Samuel Foote % -So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage leaf to make an apple pie; -and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street pops its head -into the shop. "What! no soap?" So he died, and she very imprudently -married the barber; and there were present the Picninnies, and the Grand -Panjandrum himself, with the little round button at top, and they all -fell to playing the game of catch as catch can, till the gunpowder ran -out at the heels of their boots. - -- Samuel Foote -% So so is good, very good, very excellent good: and yet it is not; it is but so so. -- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It" @@ -40689,10 +40579,6 @@ TAXES: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension. % -TAXES: - Of life's two certainties, the only one for - which you can get an extension. -% Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed. % TCP/IP Slang Glossary, #1: @@ -46778,9 +46664,6 @@ pigmentation of their skin. They happen to be colored. There's a fine line between courage and foolishness. Too bad it's not a fence. % -There's a fine line between courage and foolishness. -Too bad it's not a fence. -% There's a lesson that I need to remember When everything is falling apart In life, just like in loving @@ -46848,11 +46731,6 @@ don't know that much about it. I tried it once but it didn't do anything to me. -- John Wayne % -There's been no top authority saying what marijuana does to you. -I really don't know that much about it. I tried it once but it -didn't do anything to me. - -- John Wayne -% There's got to be more to life than compile-and-go. % There's just something I don't like about Virginia; the state. @@ -48625,9 +48503,6 @@ Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you. Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which the only specification is that it should run noiselessly. % -Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for -which the only specification is that it should run noiselessly. -% Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth. -- Alan Watts % @@ -50722,9 +50597,6 @@ What good is an obscenity trial except to popularize literature? What good is having someone who can walk on water if you don't follow in his footsteps? % -What good is having someone who can walk -on water if you don't follow in his footsteps? -% What good is it if you talk in flowers, and they think in pastry? -- Ashleigh Brilliant % |