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Add some quotes from the television show "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
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%
We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ...
then things get worse.
+%
+Angel: We need you to distract the vampires.
+Buffy: Right.
+Xander: What are you going to do?
+Buffy: I'm going to kill them all. (Walking away)
+ That oughta distract them.
+ -- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "When She Was Bad"
+ Season 2, Episode 1
+%
+Cordelia: Does looking at guns make you want to have sex?
+Xander: I'm seventeen. Looking at _L_I_N_O_L_E_U_M makes me want to have sex.
+ -- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Innocence"
+ Season 2, Episode 14
+%
+Oz: So, do you guys steal weapons from the army a lot?
+Willow: Well, we don't have cable, so we have to make our own fun.
+ -- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Innocence"
+ Season 2, Episode 14
+%
+Giles: What do you want?
+Angelus: I want to torture you. I used to love it, it's been a long time.
+ I mean, the last time I tortured somebody, they didn't even _H_A_V_E
+ chain saws.
+ -- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Becoming, Part 2"
+ Season 2, Episode 22
+%
+Alright, yes, date, and shop, and hang out, and go to school ... and
+save the world from unspeakable demons. You know, I want to do girlie
+stuff.
+ -- Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Faith, Hope & Trick"
+ Season 3, Episode 3
+%
+The First: I'm not a demon little girl, I am something that you can't
+ even conceive. The first evil. Beyond sin, beyond death.
+ I am the thing the darkness fears. You'll never see me but I
+ am everywhere. Every being, every thought, every drop of hate.
+Buffy: Alright I get it, you're evil. Do we have to chat about it all day?
+ -- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Amends"
+ Season 3, Episode 10
+%
+Faith: Tell me you don't get off on this!
+Buffy: It didn't suck.
+ -- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Bad Girls"
+ Season 3, Episode 14
+%
+Wesley: I have in fact faced two vampires myself. Under controlled
+ circumstances of course.
+Giles: No danger of finding those here.
+Wesley: Vampires?
+Giles: Controlled circumstances.
+ -- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Bad Girls"
+ Season 3, Episode 14
+%
+For a thousand years I wielded the powers of the wish. I brought ruin
+to the heads of unfaithful men. I brought forth destruction and chaos
+for the pleasure of the lower beings. I was feared and worshiped across
+the mortal globe. And now I'm stuck at Sunnydale High. A mortal.
+A child ... and I'm flunking math.
+ -- Anya, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Dopplegangland"
+ Season 3, Episode 16
+%
+In my world, there are people in chains and we can ride them like ponies.
+ -- Evil Willow, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Dopplegangland"
+ Season 3, Episode 16
+%
+Buffy: It was exactly you Will, every detail. Except for your not being
+ a dominatrix, as far as we know.
+Willow: Oh right, me and Oz play, "Mistress of Pain" every night.
+Xander: Did anyone else just go to a scary visual place?
+Buffy: Oh yeah.
+ -- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Dopplegangland"
+ Season 3, Episode 16
+%
+Every single person down there is ignoring your pain because they're too
+busy with their own.
+ -- Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Earshot"
+ Season 3, Episode 18
+%
+Anya: Look, I know you find me attractive, I've seen you looking
+ at my breasts.
+Xander: Nothing personal, but when a guy does that it just means
+ his eyes are open.
+ -- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Prom"
+ Season 3, Episode 20
+%
+Buffy: No! You guys are gonna have a prom. The kind of prom that
+ everyone should have. I'm going to give you all a nice, fun,
+ normal evening; if I have to kill every single person on the
+ face of the earth to do it!
+Xander: Yay.
+ -- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Prom"
+ Season 3, Episode 20
+%
+Oz: Guys, take a moment to deal with this. We survived.
+Buffy: It was a hell of a battle.
+Oz: Not the battle. High School.
+ -- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Graduation Day, Part Two"
+ Season 3, Episode 22
+%
+Buffy: How do you get to be renowned? I mean like, do you have to be
+ nowned first?
+Willow: Yes. First there is the painful nowning process.
+ -- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Freshman"
+ Season 1, Episode 1
+%
+Xander: Let me tell you something. When it's dark, and I'm all alone,
+ and I'm scared, or freaked out, or whatever. I always think,
+ "What would Buffy do?" You're my hero. Ok, sometimes when it's
+ dark and I'm all alone I think, "What is Buffy wearing?"
+Buffy: Can that be one of those things that you never ever tell me about?
+Xander: It's a deal.
+ -- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Freshman"
+ Season 1, Episode 1
+%
+Buffy: Am I repulsive? If there was something repulsive about me, you'd
+ tell me right?
+Willow: I'm your friend. I would call you repulsive in a second.
+ -- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Harsh Light of Day"
+ Season 1, Episode 3
+%
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