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author | brueffer <brueffer@FreeBSD.org> | 2005-03-13 13:20:07 +0000 |
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committer | brueffer <brueffer@FreeBSD.org> | 2005-03-13 13:20:07 +0000 |
commit | ee036d3944e6a72bde6e9487aeca2d91e16266c4 (patch) | |
tree | 21a57a4a408ea96f4beb57490444b9d1d05b7486 | |
parent | 9fe43652074aa13006200400c10d39220656b8fa (diff) | |
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Remove dublicate entries and correct apostrophe abuse.
Submitted by: Christoph Mallon <christoph.mallon@gmx.de>
-rw-r--r-- | games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes | 14 |
1 files changed, 5 insertions, 9 deletions
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index b3bdcbd..6ba2bc7 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -6669,8 +6669,6 @@ A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt % -A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run. -% A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it. % @@ -13267,7 +13265,7 @@ Brooke's Law: discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition. % -Brooks's Law: +Brooks' Law: Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later % Brucify, v: @@ -14814,8 +14812,6 @@ when everything else feels great. Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking. -- H. L. Mencken, "A Mencken Chrestomathy" % -Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good. -% Conscious is when you are aware of something and conscience is when you wish you weren't. % @@ -15506,7 +15502,7 @@ Death is only a state of mind. Only it doesn't leave you much time to think about anything else. % -Death rays don't kill people, people kill people!! +Death rays don't kill people, people kill people! % Death to all fanatics! % @@ -40079,13 +40075,13 @@ A: None. We'll document it in the manual. Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. The user can figure it out. % -Q: How many Harvard MBA's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? +Q: How many Harvard MBAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one. He grasps it firmly and the universe revolves around him. % -Q: How many IBM 370's does it take to execute a job? +Q: How many IBM 370s does it take to execute a job? A: Four, three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off. % -Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to do a logical right shift? +Q: How many IBM CPUs does it take to do a logical right shift? A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register. % Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb? |