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author | hoek <hoek@FreeBSD.org> | 2000-05-28 04:10:33 +0000 |
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committer | hoek <hoek@FreeBSD.org> | 2000-05-28 04:10:33 +0000 |
commit | 8d4fe8f1176a97cf7787b32b687165f3e98b5b97 (patch) | |
tree | 1f875835024aea0d567642cb2cd2e1f4d114d553 | |
parent | c0f2f68d1f9ca098db87fa6ed8d426d624e9e5fa (diff) | |
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By overwhelming demand, revert the one=two joke to its previous form.
Also, fix a couple whitespace formatting errors and typos.
Note that the Klingon joke has a 12-point version in the
-chat list, mesg-id: <19990717120618.C269@marder-1> (thanks to
DES and to submitter doug@gorean). Also, note that the following
people need to learn to double-space after a period: <DougB@gorean.org>,
<des@flood.ping.uio.no>, <mellon@pobox.com>, <jeroen@vangelderen.org>,
and <rsidd@physics.iisc.ernet.in>.
-rw-r--r-- | games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes | 11 |
1 files changed, 5 insertions, 6 deletions
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index e92e72d..226e761 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -4185,7 +4185,7 @@ of events, there lurks a singular, sinister attitude of mind." "MINE! HA-HA!" % -For large values of one and small values of two, one equals two. +For large values of one, one equals two, for small values of two. % For my son, Robert, this is proving to be the high-point of his entire life to date. He has had his pajamas on for two, maybe three days @@ -9889,7 +9889,7 @@ us bright young students taking number theory discovered the names of the smaller prime numbers. 2: The Odd Prime -- - It's the only even prime, therefore is odd. QED. + It's the only even prime, therefore it's odd. QED. 3: The True Prime -- Lewis Carroll: "If I tell you three times, it's true." 31: The Arbitrary Prime -- @@ -16142,8 +16142,7 @@ today. % You know if they ever find a way to harness sarcasm as an energy source, you people are all going to owe me big. - - -- Bill Paul + -- Bill Paul % You know it's going to be a bad day when you want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any. @@ -16198,7 +16197,7 @@ You might have mail You might like to know that I looked at a detailed map of NT, and I'm now able to confirm that in all probability Microsoft NT does not exist. If it does, it's so small as to be completely insignificant. - -- Greg Lehey + -- Greg Lehey % "You must realize that the computer has it in for you. The irrefutable proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do." @@ -16263,7 +16262,7 @@ hemorrhoids. -- Dave Barry, "The Stuff of Etiquette" % "You should, without hesitation, pound your typewriter into a -plowshare, your paper into fertilizer, and enter agriculture" +plowshare, your paper into fertilizer, and enter agriculture." -- Business Professor, University of Georgia % You think Oedipus had a problem -- Adam was Eve's mother. |