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authorschweikh <schweikh@FreeBSD.org>2005-08-08 19:58:26 +0000
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Move the Hitler quotes and some references to him to the "offensive" file.
I did not bother to sort them all. If you have a script, feel free.
-rw-r--r--games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes78
-rw-r--r--games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o73
2 files changed, 73 insertions, 78 deletions
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index deef0d1..5e51626 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -7201,10 +7201,6 @@ her cluckings, and are regularly brooded at night beneath her wings.
%
A hermit is a deserter from the army of humanity.
%
-A highly intelligent man should take a primitive woman. Imagine if on top
-of everything else, I had a woman who interfered with my work.
- -- Adolf Hitler
-%
A holding company is a thing where you hand
an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.
%
@@ -8768,10 +8764,6 @@ A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure,
it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
-- Nietzsche
%
-A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive little thing -- tender, sweet,
-and stupid.
- -- Adolf Hitler
-%
A woman of generous character will sacrifice her life a thousand times
over for her lover, but will break with him for ever over a question of
pride -- for the opening or the shutting of a door.
@@ -17430,10 +17422,6 @@ question."
[actually, the term "bug" had even earlier usage in
regard to problems with radio hardware. Ed.]
%
-Everlasting peace will come to the world when the last man has slain
-the last but one.
- -- Adolf Hitler
-%
Every absurdity has a champion who will defend it.
%
Every cloud engenders not a storm.
@@ -20834,15 +20822,6 @@ Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
%
Goodbye, cool world.
%
-Goose pimples rose all over me, my hair stood on end, my eyes filled with
-tears of love and gratitude for this greatest of all conquerers of human
-misery and shame, and my breath came in little gasps. If I had not known
-that the Leader would have scorned such adulation, I might have fallen to
-my knees in unashamed worship, but instead I drew myself to attention, raised
-my arm in the eternal salute of the ancient Roman Legions and repeated the
-holy words, "Heil Hitler!"
- -- George Lincoln Rockwell
-%
Gordon's first law:
If a research project is not worth doing, it is not worth doing
well.
@@ -22622,11 +22601,6 @@ Hitchcock's Staple Principle:
The stapler runs out of staples
only while you are trying to staple something.
%
-Hitler used methods against white men in Europe, which by tacit
-agreement between the cultural European nations were only to be
-used against the coloured.
- -- Poul Henningsen [1894-1967]
-%
Hlade's Law:
If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person --
they will find an easier way to do it.
@@ -23949,9 +23923,6 @@ I give you the man who -- the man who -- uh, I forgets the man who?
I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs.
-- H. L. Mencken
%
-I go the way that Providence dictates.
- -- Adolf Hitler
-%
"I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me... I
pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?' He
said, 'Phoenix.' So I pushed Phoenix. A few seconds later the doors
@@ -25062,12 +25033,6 @@ a little girl who won't eat her dinner or a great big man with cocaine
in his veins.
-- Sigmund Freud, in a letter to his fiancee
%
-I shall give a propagandist reason for starting the war, no matter whether
-it is plausible or not. The victor will not be asked afterwards whether
-he told the truth or not. When starting and waging war it is not right
-that matters, but victory.
- -- Adolf Hitler
-%
I shot an arrow in to the air, and it stuck.
-- graffito in Los Angeles
@@ -26639,10 +26604,6 @@ I would send a barrel or so to my other generals.
If I love you, what business is it of yours?
-- Johann van Goethe
%
-If I made peace with Russia today, I'd only attack her again tomorrow. I
-just couldn't help myself.
- -- Adolf Hitler
-%
If I promised you the moon and the stars, would you believe it?
-- Alan Parsons Project
%
@@ -28326,10 +28287,6 @@ usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody
thinks of complaining."
-- Jeff Raskin, interviewed in Doctor Dobb's Journal
%
-Imagine me going around with a pot belly.
-It would mean political ruin.
- -- Adolf Hitler
-%
Imagine that Cray computer decides to make a personal computer. It has
a 150 MHz processor, 200 megabytes of RAM, 1500 megabytes of disk
storage, a screen resolution of 4096 x 4096 pixels, relies entirely on
@@ -41758,9 +41715,6 @@ I'm schizophrenic,
Rotten wood cannot be carved.
-- Confucius, "Analects", Book 5, Ch. 9
%
-Roumanian-Yiddish cooking has killed more Jews than Hitler.
- -- Zero Mostel
-%
Round Numbers are always false.
-- Samuel Johnson
%
@@ -44335,9 +44289,6 @@ made of things.
%
Success is something I will dress for when I get there, and not until.
%
-Success is the sole earthly judge of right and wrong.
- -- Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf"
-%
Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring.
%
Such a fine first dream!
@@ -44981,9 +44932,6 @@ Texas law forbids anyone to have a pair of pliers in his possession.
one which cannot be justified on any other grounds."
-- J. Finnegan, USC.
%
-Thank God I've always avoided persecuting my enemies.
- -- Adolf Hitler
-%
Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.
-- Pogo, by Walt Kelly
%
@@ -45618,10 +45566,6 @@ The Briggs - Chase Law of Program Development:
%
The British are coming! The British are coming!
%
-The broad mass of a nation... will more easily
-fall victim to a big lie than to a small one.
- -- Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf"
-%
The brotherhood of man is not a mere poet's dream; it is a most depressing
and humiliating reality.
-- Oscar Wilde
@@ -49968,10 +49912,6 @@ The verdict of a jury is the a priori opinion of that juror who smokes
the worst cigars.
-- H. L. Mencken
%
-The very first essential for success is a perpetually
-constant and regular employment of violence.
- -- Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf"
-%
The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid
prejudice.
-- Mark Twain
@@ -50903,11 +50843,6 @@ wooden toilet seats.
It's called the Birch John Society.
%
-There is a road to freedom. Its milestones are Obedience, Endeavor, Honesty,
-Order, Cleanliness, Sobriety, Truthfulness, Sacrifice, and love of the
-Fatherland.
- -- Adolf Hitler
-%
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly
what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly
disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
@@ -54227,11 +54162,6 @@ Vini, vidi, vici.
[I came, I saw, I conquered].
-- Gaius Julius Caesar
%
-"Violence accomplishes nothing." What a contemptible lie! Raw, naked
-violence has settled more issues throughout history than any other method
-ever employed. Perhaps the city fathers of Carthage could debate the
-issue, with Hitler and Alexander as judges?
-%
Violence is a sword that has no handle -- you have to hold the blade.
%
Violence is molding.
@@ -55974,9 +55904,6 @@ What kind of sordid business are you on now? I mean, man, whither
goest thou? Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night?
-- Jack Kerouac
%
-What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
- -- Adolf Hitler
-%
What makes the Universe so hard to comprehend
is that there's nothing to compare it with.
%
@@ -58545,11 +58472,6 @@ Would you care to view the ruins of my good intentions?
%
Would you people stop playing these stupid games?!?!?!!!!
%
-Would you please have another look at my nose and put in that cocaine
-stuff ...
- -- Adolf Hitler, quoted by Dr. Giesing in Nuremberg
- trial testimony, 1947
-%
Would you *really* want to get on a non-stop flight?
-- George Carlin
%
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o
index 646b6fc..8c374dc 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o
@@ -2948,6 +2948,10 @@ A hand in the bush is worth two on the bird.
%
A hard man is good to find.
%
+A highly intelligent man should take a primitive woman. Imagine if on top
+of everything else, I had a woman who interfered with my work.
+ -- Adolf Hitler
+%
A huge Rambolike fellow walked into a tavern and took a seat in the middle of
the bar. After downing a double in one gulp, he glared at the six men to his
right and said, "You're all no-good motherfuckers. Anyone have a problem with
@@ -5682,6 +5686,10 @@ wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?
Ever wondered why you always run out of breath when you throw up?
Ah, but a man's retch should exceed his gasp, else what's a heaving for?
%
+Everlasting peace will come to the world when the last man has slain
+the last but one.
+ -- Adolf Hitler
+%
Every harlot was a virgin once.
-- William Blake
%
@@ -15076,3 +15084,68 @@ To a couple of truckers from Erie P.A.,
Zippity doo dah, zippity ay.
-- John Valby
%
+Goose pimples rose all over me, my hair stood on end, my eyes filled with
+tears of love and gratitude for this greatest of all conquerers of human
+misery and shame, and my breath came in little gasps. If I had not known
+that the Leader would have scorned such adulation, I might have fallen to
+my knees in unashamed worship, but instead I drew myself to attention, raised
+my arm in the eternal salute of the ancient Roman Legions and repeated the
+holy words, "Heil Hitler!"
+ -- George Lincoln Rockwell
+%
+Hitler used methods against white men in Europe, which by tacit
+agreement between the cultural European nations were only to be
+used against the coloured.
+ -- Poul Henningsen [1894-1967]
+%
+I go the way that Providence dictates.
+ -- Adolf Hitler
+%
+I shall give a propagandist reason for starting the war, no matter whether
+it is plausible or not. The victor will not be asked afterwards whether
+he told the truth or not. When starting and waging war it is not right
+that matters, but victory.
+ -- Adolf Hitler
+%
+If I made peace with Russia today, I'd only attack her again tomorrow. I
+just couldn't help myself.
+ -- Adolf Hitler
+%
+Imagine me going around with a pot belly.
+It would mean political ruin.
+ -- Adolf Hitler
+%
+Roumanian-Yiddish cooking has killed more Jews than Hitler.
+ -- Zero Mostel
+%
+Success is the sole earthly judge of right and wrong.
+ -- Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf"
+%
+Thank God I've always avoided persecuting my enemies.
+ -- Adolf Hitler
+%
+The broad mass of a nation... will more easily
+fall victim to a big lie than to a small one.
+ -- Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf"
+%
+The very first essential for success is a perpetually
+constant and regular employment of violence.
+ -- Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf"
+%
+There is a road to freedom. Its milestones are Obedience, Endeavor, Honesty,
+Order, Cleanliness, Sobriety, Truthfulness, Sacrifice, and love of the
+Fatherland.
+ -- Adolf Hitler
+%
+"Violence accomplishes nothing." What a contemptible lie! Raw, naked
+violence has settled more issues throughout history than any other method
+ever employed. Perhaps the city fathers of Carthage could debate the
+issue, with Hitler and Alexander as judges?
+%
+What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
+ -- Adolf Hitler
+%
+Would you please have another look at my nose and put in that cocaine
+stuff ...
+ -- Adolf Hitler, quoted by Dr. Giesing in Nuremberg
+ trial testimony, 1947
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